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Jake πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@jaaaaaaake.bsky.social

Pittsburgh definitely unhinged, probably enraged

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fascinating day on here learning how many of you make basically nothing

09.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

his*

09.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

different context but someone on here earlier once again noted that South Korea's Yoon cooked his brain on YouTube and attempted an autogolpe as a result and-

09.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that f*g has cooked has brain on reddit and twitter and this is far too often the case among electeds and no one talks about it.

09.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess What Moderate Democratic Voters Aren’t Anymore? Moderate. Two new polls suggest that moderate Democrats, too, want higher taxes on the rich and some measure of economic populism. Moderate isn’t what it was in 1992.

Moderate Democrats with columns in newspapers are constantly saying the Democratic Party is way too liberal on "social" issues. Moderate Democratic voters in real life do not feel this way. With some polling data from @gelliottmorris.com and @dataforprogress.org. newrepublic.com/article/2074...

09.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2955    πŸ” 747    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 88

the slopulism has to stop or it is going to end up breaking this country under the blue team more than it's already fucked under the GQP

09.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can never remember this woman’s actual name and have to learn it by googling this every so often

09.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we had one already. he was last seen wandering around the wilmington amtrak station. they have issued a silver alert.

09.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The issue isn't really that they voted for the GQP (OK, yes, that is an issue), it's more so that these are people who should not be voting at all, they are a non-voting demographic and we were/are better off when they're disengaged.

08.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think its probably bad we just treat this level of unhinged disconnected from reality as kinda normal in our political discourse

also I think its bad for humanity that "genocide" has been stripped of any meaning and is just an insult now

08.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah fuck that shit the voters are bad and should be made to suffer. It’s their fault and they’ve been insulated from the consequences of their shit-garbage bad actions (electing Republicans) by a sclerotic political system for too long.

08.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

resign old man

08.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

07.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7755    πŸ” 2435    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 62

we should stop giving them handouts and keep hollowing rural america out until they're forced to move into the 20th century (a population center)

07.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even though that's *probably* the case in all likelihood it would be ignored and simply tolerated again (as in Motard) because that's easier than Actually Opening the Constitution Again

07.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth thinks way to be Good at Army is just go on camera and says the hardest thing you can think of, except he’s a sociopath and so he understands β€œsounding tough” to mean β€œexplicitly describing your willingness to defy all moral and legal boundaries and murder people for no particular reason”

07.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

pointing out this is insane is the same as joining the mourning crowds for the ayatollah, i am very smart

06.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my car has moved once in the past 10 days

06.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

president crime will get bored with this like he gets bored with everything else but there isn't putting the genie back in the bottle here, pandora's box has been opened, other metaphors to overstate the point TK TK

06.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unconditional surrender is really more about vibes than anything else tbh

06.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We should never ever forget why they did it

06.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The American public did vote for β€œNo, more foreign wars!” in 2024 so I’m sure the low info voters are prepared for burrito taxis to get a bit more expensive for the greater good of Celebrity Ayatollah

06.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why venezuela worked is we basically got lucky and it was a palace coup with a few extra steps

Delcy: "oh noooooooo maduro is our *true* eternal president, we support him for eternity"

*immediately assumes all power under US suzerainty*

06.03.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the drink your way out of alcoholism approach, makes sense given the fox news host running the pentagon

06.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the good news is, the longer the war goes on, the more we get to re-live the Carter stagflation years, and we even are including iran again as a salute to mr peanut

06.03.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to be clear at the moment the economy is basically fine despite president crime's best efforts and the affordability crisis is still fake, it is just ok to lie to make GQP support line go down

06.03.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

otoh if we were to send the failson pahlavi in with a couple hundred of his insane supporters it would be really funny to watch and he wouldn't be on the tv anymore

06.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not really how hurricanes work but I am offering critical support to it for The Entire Gulf Coast of Florida, from Naples through Cape Coral/Fort Meyers up to Clearwater of Scientology fame πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we've got the war of choice in the middle east. economy doing er, it's there. just need a hurricane in the Gulf of Americaβ„’ to drown some city that should not exist and gen z will finally get to experience the 2000s as adults πŸ₯Ή

06.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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1. best ever economy under dead guy but burrito taxi prices went up
2. dead guy is dead and burrito taxi prices went up
3. elect president crime, the tariff man

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4. profit?

06.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0