Tango Lingo

Trump’s war on Iran is the perfect solution to his increasing problems:

• Masks a failing economy due to tariffs

• Cancels the midterm elections

• Distracts from the Epstein files

If schools are now targets for US forces because Hegseth says he’s not going to adhere to the rules of war, isn’t that giving permission to Iran to now attack schools also? How about passenger planes, hospitals, nursing homes, cruise ships via terror cells in America and allied countries?

Another day of watching Trump throw the ass licking machine under the bus when they deny there is a war happening to protect him politically from not getting Congressional approval - for him to then refer to the “war” several times. It’s hilarious

Funny and brutal.

Obligatory

Wut?

Excellent advice right here.

Lindsey Graham's evidence on Fox News of Iran's "imminent threat" is a bunch of stuff that happened decades ago, then he brings up Hitler and 1939

Q: Why do you think he invaded Iran?

A: because he wanted to be his hero.

How it could’ve been…

We defended ourselves.

Were you under attack?

No, but we could have been at some point down the track

Translation: I punched you because I thought that sometime in the future, you “might” punch me…

War mongers, pretending to be Christians, to get oil to sell

I didn’t touch her… okay, I hugged her… she kissed me first… we only touched each other… yes, we had sex, but it meant nothing - you’re overreacting

He originally said was going to cost $200 million. Then he said $250 million. Then $300 million. But now it's going to come in under budget at $400 million.

We had two of our top people on the team - Mr Bean and Maxwell Smart

On the plus side, they’re no threat to MENSA

How long before Trump’s Wikipedia page updates to claim he’s now Iran’s new Ayatollah?

He did it with Venezuela…!

Make America Great Again actually meant:

•Another war in the Middle East
•Inflation rising fast
•Skyrocketing debt
•Tax cuts for the super rich
•Benefit cuts
•Higher gas prices
•US military dying overseas
•Measles
•New ballroom

#MAGA #ETTD #Iran

The thrill Trump gets from having people blow up & kill other people, and from watching other people fight at UFC, comes from deep insecurity rooted in his personal cowardice. It makes him feel tough. It makes him feel adequate. Things he has never been but always wanted to be.

Don’t worry everybody, Thomas is on the job

www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Operation ’Deflect Guilt’ is underway!

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The Mad King’s illegal war will inevitably raise the oil prices. Fuel costs will rise, along with transportation costs WHICH HE’LL SOMEHOW BLAME ON THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION