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Marbled Ham

@marbledham.bsky.social

Welcome to The Salon. Part marble, part mischief. Bedhead is my love language.

6,887 Followers  |  426 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 28.10.2024  |  1.8586

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Just me, my martini, and your imagination.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)

23.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 94    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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Bathed in gold, mind on pleasure, patience of a predator. (📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

20.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 131    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1
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Some people manifest. Mine just…grows.

14.11.2025 12:06 — 👍 107    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Even the best threads fray… unless they’re woven like this.

12.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even the best threads loosen up sometimes.

11.11.2025 11:41 — 👍 89    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Part flex, part reflection - same energy.

05.11.2025 12:09 — 👍 144    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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Evening raid on the wardrobe. Hat stayed.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)

29.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 108    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Handle with patience. Scenic route ahead.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

27.10.2025 12:47 — 👍 122    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Breaking up the glossy grid with a little real life. Just me, first light, and unruly hair.

21.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 157    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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Roll call:
- Coffee → trouble
- Snooze → alibi

17.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 136    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Off-duty face. On-duty gaze. Give it a name.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

17.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 135    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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If found staring, assume I’m plotting a cannonball.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

15.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 101    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Discipline looks like this.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

14.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 87    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Quiet doesn’t mean gentle.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)

13.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 141    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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Clean slate. Ready for whatever comes next.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

10.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 134    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0
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Supper club manners. After-hours intentions.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

06.10.2025 11:49 — 👍 77    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Caught thinking about nothing - and getting away with it.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

04.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 98    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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Every costume reveals more than it hides.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)

02.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 111    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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Not every burn comes from the gym.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)

30.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 105    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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My bedhead says g’morning!
Happy Sunday Funday!😈

31.08.2025 12:44 — 👍 193    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0
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Happy Hump Day!
#HumpDay

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

23.07.2025 17:03 — 👍 152    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Happy Independence Day!

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)

04.07.2025 17:25 — 👍 92    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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It’s awesome!
This is my new view every morning, and the walk to work takes 20 minutes!!!🤩🙏🫠

03.07.2025 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sold my place in the burbs today!!! City, here I come! My self-imposed exile to the dick desert is over!!!😅😅😅

This is the last selfie from my old place…get ready for some new backgrounds! 🙏🥴🤣

16.05.2025 18:52 — 👍 107    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Just a few weeks until IML!🤤

01.05.2025 01:59 — 👍 124    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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I got an unexpected compliment in the locker room from my gym crush today!🫠
I doubt we play for the same team, so I took it as the friendly gesture I’m sure he intended, but to get noticed by someone you think is out of your league totally made my day!🥰
Kindness is also sexy!🤩

01.04.2025 22:11 — 👍 134    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

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