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"If you’re a Republican official convicted of corruption, your odds of receiving clemency from Trump are roughly 100%...

"The latest move seems intended to deliver a political message: Those who assist Trump with his schemes need not worry about legal consequences..."

www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

(1 of 3) I used to negotiate for a living, and I'm trying to determine how many basic rules of negotiation these eight schmucks who somehow stumbled into becoming United States Senators violated. The list seems endless. For instance, if your negotiating partner is fucking crazy sociopathic ghoul...

OK, but the reason that it didn't work is because you quit, Senator. You see that, right? It was working, and then all of the sudden it didn't work *because you quit*.

I've sadly gotten used to the cruelty of the GOP. But the betrayal and cowardice of establishment Dems keeps knocking the fucking wind out of me. It's so dispiriting. But I guess they literally dont care. It's about their big money donors and nothing more.

"Show me your soul" 🪡🌼🩸
HazbinHotel x Paprika

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor

Singin' in the Rain☔️ #radioapple

Lucifer's passion-killing bed 🦆
#hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhoteltemporada2 #bambilu #hazbinhotel #radioapplehazbinhotel #radioapplefanart #RadioApple #appleradio #radioapplehazbinhotel #radioapplefanart #alastor #alastorhazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #luciferhazbinhotel #alastorxlucifer

It's all about the ✨TAIL✨😔

#radioapple
Im not able to get that pink deer out of my head😭

How alastor will get out of that deal LOL #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart

Roosie? lol
(flash warning)

#HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelS2

It's like Chuck Schumer wakes up every day by asking "what can I do to make young people despise my party even more?"

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Had the shutdown continued, Republicans would have been blamed for holiday travel chaos — and by the time the next CR fight comes along, rates will have already gone up for millions.

We gave away all our leverage for literally no reason.

Doodles about e3e4
🦌：fuck my life🥃
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotel2
#Alastor #Lucifer #angeldust
#vox #appleradio #radiostatic
#velvet

Looks like Lucifer has quite a few romance novels up there 🤭💕

Smile and Pain
#RadioStatic

🥺

S2 made me love all the characters so much more than I already did and completely flipped my opinions on the ones I hadn't liked. Insane to have a show with so many compelling characters and I know everyone's gonna get their moment at some point, even if we have to wait a season. I love Hazbin Hotel

Oh I totally forgot this one 🤣 #lucifermorningstar

"The last thing I wanna do is spread misinformation" was a line read that had me cracking up every time I scrubbed over the audio while boarding, he had to be looking directly at the camera

A smoothie

Um... Whatcha got there, Vincent?
#RadioStatic #StaticRadio

𝗔𝗻 𝗮𝘄𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁🦋💬ෆ
📺……🦌

"One...smoothie, please."
lunch doodle
#hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers #Voxal

#HazbinHotel 📺🦌

Millions of Americans went without a paycheque.

Millions more went without SNAP & endured the trauma of not knowing where their next meal would come from.

They suffered because healthcare is worth fighting for.

They rewarded the Dems with a blue wave and Schumer just ensured it was for nothing

"You were a handsome young man" 🎙 Just finished painting human Alastor for Jess and I’m so happy! Honestly, this might be one of the pieces I’ve put the most effort into lately. You can totally tell Alastor’s my spoiled boy, right?

#hazbinhotel #hazbin

🍎🐍❤️‍🔥🆂🅴🆇🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🅻❤️‍🔥🪽🍎

That little wave gives off "yes honey i see you" energy and i stan for it!!💕 #Bambilu #radioapple #HazbinHotel #applerdio

Random sketch I did while testing some brushes 💭
#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #voxal