Matt Mustin

Crazy how there's nobody else on this team.

If you guessed what the final song Tom Petty ever played live was, you'd probably be right.

i bet it’s pretty terrible to be a batman villain being arrested for the first time and having to wait for arkham to construct a cell that meets each of my tragically-scientific-rendered needs

Both Buzz Lightyear and Woody are branded merch from TV shows so I don't think they have much right to complain about screens

"This could destroy his presidency." I've heard that every week, roughly, the entirety of both terms of his presidency so far. He will be fine. Nothing ever fucking happens to him.

Michael Buble is an objectively skilled singer and he bores the fuck out of me.

set your clocks back again, we fucked up

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

PURE HUSTLE 🐶

Ern Dog's making things happen! #WorldBaseballClassic

RT @WBCBaseball: WHAT A CATCH 😮

TRAYCE THOMPSON BRINGS IT BACK!

There we go.

Owen Caissie crushes a hanger to deep right field. A two-run homer for the Burlington kid and Canada takes a 2-0 lead to the 3th.

TOUCH 'EM ALL, JOE 🏆🏆

Happy Birthday, @JoeCarter_29!

I haven't liked any of the Saw movies I've seen and yet I continue to watch them.

in the cars universe the matrix was directed by the kachowski sisters

you will never make art with any teeth to it if you pull punches out of fear that someone with media illiteracy will misinterpret your work.

Happy 66th Birthday to Joe Carter!

His Blue Jays resume:

- 203 HRs (5th in Jays' history)
- 736 RBIs (5th in Jays' history)
- 5-time All-Star
- 2 Silver Slugger Awards
- 2 World Series rings
- One walk-off World Series-winning HR
- 2003 Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame inductee

when you want a band to be good but they just kinda aren’t

Im not quite sure what your asking me

Still one of the coolest covers ever.

"Yeah, I sawed off Aaron Judge's bat and got him to ground into an inning ending double play with the bases loaded." is a story you tell until the day you die. You brag about that at parties, wedding vows, literally every situation possible.

I resent tv commercials at the movies.

Like I was also saying he's gonna bad shit, but nobody said "Matt Mustin was right about everything". Ever in my life, actually.

Honest question, when people say “Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris were right about everything,” what are they referring to that isn’t the most obvious “bad stuff is gonna happen” stuff

imagine going back to high school and going to prom and stuff *after* you got Aaron Judge to ground into a bases loaded double play

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

You mean "based on," not "based off" or "based off of." Trust me on this.

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

This is a fun thread, and I agree with this Best Actor take: There are plausible paths for all five nominees, which just never happens. I hope whoever wins looks surprised, because they should BE surprised.