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A ginger cat, legs everywhere, sprawled out reminiscent of some Michelangelo painting

Renaissance Art

You have to admit, scalding hot coffee dumped on your head is going to wake you right the fuck up

Honestly I think he'd have a chuckle at this, because it's so directed at the kind of interference in adaptations he despises

"One of my minions got his ass beat by two high school freshmen, DC is a no-go zone!"

Ain't no party like a pedophile protection party

You know, predators. Like horses

"This will be achieved by gradually lowering the intelligence of the smartest people you know. Currently, people think the smartest person they know is... *checks notes* Elon Musk."

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

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A bunch of Project Zomboid modders decided to make their own game, so we're getting an open-world survival game, but instead of Kentucky it's aboard an ancient generation ship, and the zombies are feral hydroponics.

I don't know about you, but sign me up for that shit

This feels so badly like Stephen Fry told them to get fucked (though in a very Stephen Fry way). If he did, the natural decision is "well, ask Hugh Laurie, then"

Given his track record with handling stairs it probably DOES seem quite impressive to them

Nothing makes you more suitable for leadership than a lifelong career of being hit in the head

My favorite Doctor Who story was always "Restaurant of the Daleks"

"Situationally transphobic" doesn't seem as reassuring as they seem to think it is

If you ever paid for a stick of furniture in college you were doing it wrong

My favorite Doctor Who story was always "Restaurant of the Daleks"

Still from the 1941 film "Love on the Dole", with the unfortunate subtitle "She's a strange lassie's arsehole".

Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".

(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)

Mr President, stop. The drugs, they're too cheap. I can't keep buying drugs, my house is filled with them

I thought we were told not to trust numbers

The man in the street, yeah for sure. But it took them like a decade to stop trying the "hero" branding

Hollywood Casino Amphitheater in St Louis, MO

Back in St Louis this evening for Blue Oyster Cult and El Monstero. Should be a cracking night

My biggest reluctance with it is the lack of a website. I don't want to screw around with social media ONLY on my phone.

I've accused mine of passive-aggressively beeping before now

The first one you see is special, you're never prepared for how ungainly and ugly they look. I've never seen a car that looks so much like it just shit its pants

As an ~50 year old man, I've avoided it like the plague

Oh, for sure. Though I won't go on about it here because it's apparently too traumatic to talk about ;)

90,000 sq. ft works out at about 135 sq. ft a person.

It's nice to see Trump is still practicing Social Distancing