I find threads very odd.
29.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I find threads very odd.
29.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So sick of houses with secret rooms on TikTok 😴
05.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just tried to watch I’m Alan Partridge on Prime but it has a laugh track! It didn’t originally have one did it?!
19.08.2025 16:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Is it wishful thinking to have a midlife crisis at 49?
29.07.2025 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had the exact same one!!
07.07.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unpacking is the worst. Everything straight in the washing machine
28.06.2025 22:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just had the best customer service from Phillips. Other companies need to take note; I’m talking to you John Lewis
17.05.2025 08:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Last week I turned 49. Honestly, I fancy myself more now than I ever had.
12.05.2025 12:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow!
09.05.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so demand avoidant that I’m not even going to watch Adolescence until everyone stops talking about it. Look forward to my review in 2030
23.03.2025 11:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we sure it was Taylor Swift getting booed and not Trump? 🤔 #taylorswift #superbowl
13.02.2025 08:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Skip-diving. You can take the girl out of Barrow etc.
07.02.2025 09:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phil Collins isn’t his real name. It’s a sussudionym.
30.01.2025 10:47 — 👍 185 🔁 46 💬 0 📌 0If the Queen was known as Maam shouldn’t Charles be Daad?
24.01.2025 12:26 — 👍 84 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0The trouble with not really drinking is that just as everyone else is getting up, you’re ready for a nap.
01.01.2025 12:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Got the same thing for Christmas as I got last year. Bloated 😉
30.12.2024 22:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Tell a lie. I took this one too
26.12.2024 20:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Must have been a good day. This is the only photo I took.
25.12.2024 20:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh boy. Being a fascist really ages you!
24.12.2024 15:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A White Russian. What Baileys wished it tasted like
20.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, Mary was the Heads daughter. #nepobaby
19.12.2024 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my childless friends just said “what’s the elf on the shelf”. Now weeping with envy.
18.12.2024 09:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maureen Tingle-Twat
08.12.2024 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Picture 1- what my husband think is a made bed
Picture 2- a made bed
Grounds for divorce?
Right ok. Thank you
06.12.2024 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like it but what do you do with the bits you’re not using that day? Store them where? 🤔
06.12.2024 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oo. Maybe
06.12.2024 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HRT question. How the heck do you measure one eighth of a sachet testosterone?! Any hand hints my HRT Honeys #HRT #peri-menopause #menopause
06.12.2024 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
So festive. 🎅🏽
02.12.2024 11:29 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0