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CABBAGES, CHANTS, AND COSMIC CHAOS: PROTEST AGAINST DUNGEON DUNCE RELEASE SPIRALS INTO ABSURDITY LONDON – What began as a small but determined protest against the upcoming September 5th release of the controversial roleplaying game Dungeon Dunce ended in cabbage-flinging, accidental summoning, and at least one duck-related prophecy. Dozens of parents, educators, clergy, and a handful of confused bystanders gathered outside Red Cape Publishing yesterday to demand the cancellation of Dungeon Dunce, a tabletop game critics have called “a danger to family values, attention spans, and the English language.”

CABBAGES, CHANTS, AND COSMIC CHAOS: PROTEST AGAINST DUNGEON DUNCE RELEASE SPIRALS INTO ABSURDITY

LONDON – What began as a small but determined protest against the upcoming September 5th release of the controversial roleplaying game Dungeon Dunce ended in cabbage-flinging, accidental summoning, and…

“My Toddler Thinks She’s a Wizard Lawyer Now” Posted by: DadInDistress88 DadInDistress88Display Name: Gary Thompson Username: @DadInDistress88 Bio:Formerly a normal dad. Now studying Goblin Law on YouTube. Please send help or biscuits. Profile Pic: A tired man in a bathrobe being “cross-examined” by a toddler in a wizard hat. Followers: 1.9k Joined: February 2024 Pinned Post: “My daughter has legally bound the toaster. I’ve lost custody of the jam.”

“My Toddler Thinks She’s a Wizard Lawyer Now”

Posted by: DadInDistress88 DadInDistress88Display Name: Gary Thompson Username: @DadInDistress88 Bio:Formerly a normal dad. Now studying Goblin Law on YouTube. Please send help or biscuits. Profile Pic: A tired man in a bathrobe being “cross-examined”…

“Ban This Filth Before the Goblins Get Into Parliament” Posted by: THE SOCIETY FOR PROPER GAMES (and Actual Morals) THE SOCIETY FOR PROPER GAMES (and Actual Morals)Display Name: S.P.G.A.M. Username: @ProperGamesNow Bio: Morality. Monopoly. Mild tea. Based in Tunbridge Wells. Games should teach taxes, not tentacles. Profile Pic: A stern-looking owl wearing glasses perched atop a rulebook titled Fun with Morals. Followers: 8.8k Joined: September 2017 Pinned Post: “NO MORE VOMIT MAGIC!”

“Ban This Filth Before the Goblins Get Into Parliament”

Posted by: THE SOCIETY FOR PROPER GAMES (and Actual Morals) THE SOCIETY FOR PROPER GAMES (and Actual Morals)Display Name: S.P.G.A.M. Username: @ProperGamesNow Bio: Morality. Monopoly. Mild tea. Based in Tunbridge Wells. Games should teach…

“We Demand Accountability for the Spontaneous Combustion Clause” Posted by: Concerned Parents of Greater Croydon Concerned Parents of Greater CroydonDisplay Name: Concerned Parents GC Username: @CroydonCares Bio: Safe games. Clean dice. No combustion. We meet every Tuesday after choir. Petitioning against “Fiery Disappointment” since v1.3. Profile Pic: A group photo with red cardigans and very concerned faces. Followers: 3.1k Joined: November 2020 Pinned Post: “Bethany has the scorched character sheet to prove it.”

“We Demand Accountability for the Spontaneous Combustion Clause”

Posted by: Concerned Parents of Greater Croydon Concerned Parents of Greater CroydonDisplay Name: Concerned Parents GC Username: @CroydonCares Bio: Safe games. Clean dice. No combustion. We meet every Tuesday after choir. Petitioning…

“How to Delete the Cosmic Duck from Reality (and Other Lies Red Cape Told Us)” Posted by: The Goblin Union (Local 187) The Goblin Union (Local 187)Display Name: Local 187 – Goblin Union Username: @UnionizedMenace Bio: One guild, many grievances. Anti-Duck, Pro-Snack. Weekly chant: “Quack Off!” Profile Pic: A goblin picket line outside a dungeon with one sign reading “No Ducks, No Dice!” Followers: 9.2k Joined: January 2022 Pinned Post: “Your boss monster shouldn’t be a waterfowl with feelings.” “They said the Cosmic Duck was just a joke boss.

“How to Delete the Cosmic Duck from Reality (and Other Lies Red Cape Told Us)” Posted by: The Goblin Union (Local 187)

The Goblin Union (Local 187)Display Name: Local 187 – Goblin Union Username: @UnionizedMenace Bio: One guild, many grievances. Anti-Duck, Pro-Snack. Weekly chant: “Quack…

“The Cabbage Lich is Real and He Owes Me Child Support” Posted by: Anonymous but Smells Like Compost Anonymous but Smells Like CompostDisplay Name: Rotbucket Username: @TheCompostOracle Bio: Truth from the mulch. Victim of undead cabbage litigation. Blocked by the Cabbage Lich. Profile Pic: A wilted lettuce with glowing red eyes wearing a monocle. Followers: 777 Joined: October 2023 Pinned Post: “He’s still in my DMs. He sent GIFs.” “Look, we warned them. You can’t just create undead produce without reading the side effects.

“The Cabbage Lich is Real and He Owes Me Child Support” Posted by: Anonymous but Smells Like Compost

Anonymous but Smells Like CompostDisplay Name: Rotbucket Username: @TheCompostOracle Bio: Truth from the mulch. Victim of undead cabbage litigation. Blocked by the Cabbage Lich. Profile Pic: A…

. “Leaked Emails From Red Cape Games Reveal They Have No Idea What They’re Doing” Posted by: GoblinWhistleblower47 GoblinWhistleblower47Display Name: Kevin Username: @GoblinWhistleblower47 Bio: Former intern, current truth-teller. Fired for "sandwich-based initiative." Goblin. Not sorry. Profile Pic: A blurry selfie of a goblin in a Hi-Vis vest holding a broken coffee mug. Followers: 398 Joined: April 2024 Pinned Post: “I tried to unionise the gelatinous cubes. They dissolved the forms.” “Subject: Is a duck a valid boss monster?”

. “Leaked Emails From Red Cape Games Reveal They Have No Idea What They’re Doing” Posted by: GoblinWhistleblower47

GoblinWhistleblower47Display Name: Kevin Username: @GoblinWhistleblower47 Bio: Former intern, current truth-teller. Fired for "sandwich-based initiative." Goblin. Not sorry. Profile…

“We Playtested Dungeon Dunce and All We Got Was This Lousy Emotional Damage” Posted by: @ElvesAgainstEncounters @ElvesAgainstEncountersDisplay Name: Union of Freelance Elves Username: @ElvesAgainstEncounters Bio:No XP for emotional trauma. Official Guild of Narrative Consent. No more cursed mimics. Profile Pic: Pixel art of a weeping elf holding dice with a protest sign reading “Not Again.” Followers: 5.6k Joined: March 2021 Pinned Post: “Healing potions won’t fix what this game did.” “We, a proud collective of freelance Elves and unwilling Goblin interns, played…

“We Playtested Dungeon Dunce and All We Got Was This Lousy Emotional Damage” Posted by: @ElvesAgainstEncounters

@ElvesAgainstEncountersDisplay Name: Union of Freelance Elves Username: @ElvesAgainstEncounters Bio:No XP for emotional trauma. Official Guild of Narrative Consent. No more cursed…

Exploring the Darkness: A Haunting Colouring Experience Inspired by William R. Perry’s Horror Duology

When the body betrays the mind, and no one believes the truth, terror takes root in the quietest places. In By His Hand, William R. Perry introduced us to Bill—a man whose body succumbs to a…

“Exposed: Red Cape’s Shameful Plan to Unleash Dungeon Dunce on the Unsuspecting Public” Posted by: DefinitelyNotAnElfWithWiFi DefinitelyNotAnElfWithWiFiDisplay Name: Tinsel "Not an Elf" McGee Username: @WiFiInTheWoods Bio: Not an elf. Forest-based internet enthusiast. Sounding the alarm on suspicious snack orders. Profile Pic: Cartoon elf in a tinfoil hat holding binoculars. Followers: 2.3k Joined: December 2022 Pinned Post: “It’s not paranoia if the goblins are in marketing.” “We’ve seen the internal memos. We’ve intercepted the snack orders. …

“Exposed: Red Cape’s Shameful Plan to Unleash Dungeon Dunce on the Unsuspecting Public” Posted by: DefinitelyNotAnElfWithWiFi

DefinitelyNotAnElfWithWiFiDisplay Name: Tinsel "Not an Elf" McGee Username: @WiFiInTheWoods Bio: Not an elf. Forest-based internet enthusiast. Sounding the alarm on…

DUNGEON DUNCE™ THE TTRPG FAMILY FARCE NOBODY ASKED FOR  LAUNCHES SEPTEMBER 5th FROM RED CAPE GAMES FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEProbably Against Everyone’s Better Judgement DUNGEON DUNCE™ THE TTRPG FAMILY FARCE NOBODY ASKED FOR LAUNCHES SEPTEMBER 5th FROM RED CAPE GAMES September 5th, 2025 Somewhere in the UK Prepare your dice, polish your shame, and cancel family therapy, DUNGEON DUNCE™, the tabletop roleplaying game that turns heroic fantasy into catastrophic farce, will officially stumble onto Amazon and into living rooms on…

DUNGEON DUNCE™ THE TTRPG FAMILY FARCE NOBODY ASKED FOR  LAUNCHES SEPTEMBER 5th FROM RED CAPE GAMES

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEProbably Against Everyone’s Better Judgement DUNGEON DUNCE™ THE TTRPG FAMILY FARCE NOBODY ASKED FOR LAUNCHES SEPTEMBER 5th FROM RED CAPE GAMES September 5th, 2025 Somewhere in…

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Are you looking for a zombie story or thirteen?

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W is for Witchcraft (A to Z of Horror) W is for Witchcraft (A to Z of Horror) [Ullery, D.S., Palmer, Abi Marie, Johnston, Bob, Herzog, Carlton, Salkovic, Damir, Winter, Iris M., Ford, C.R.S., Battaglia, Gaetan, DeLuca, Jude, Ellis, Bob] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. W is for Witchcraft (A to Z of Horror)

This is not a dialy post, I repeat, not a daily post, because I always forget. Yall wanna read some shit though? Oh yeah, one of my stories was in this one from @redcapepublishing.bsky.social

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Z is for Zombies: The Final Chapter in the A-Z of Horror Series

After twenty-five terrifying volumes, Red Cape Publishing brings the A-Z of Horror series to a chilling close with Z is for Zombies—and what a finale it is. This is more than just a book about the undead. It’s a celebration of…

Brace Yourself. The Storm Is Coming…

Operation Rogue Weather by Craig Crawford isn’t just a title — it’s a warning. Something unnatural is tearing across the landscape, devouring everything in its path. This isn’t your average freak weather event. This is something else. Something hungry. When…

Proof copy from our overlords @redcapepublishing.bsky.social and come this September, this beauty of daft TTRPG gameplay will be yours.

DUNGEON DUNCE WEEKLY #1 THE VORPAL SWORD (Now available in shops that don't ask questions!) SLICE FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS NEVER! Tired of monsters talking back? Fed up...

Dungeon Dunce Weekly #1: For those who believe dungeon-crawling should involve more humiliation, worse equipment, and absolutely no common sense.
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Like your horror with a bit of humour? The Nookienomicon is a hilarious anthology, blending the Cthulu Mythos with the comedy of British 1970s television such as the Carry On movies. Out now in paperback, hardback, digital and audio formats. buff.ly/86lnLiN

Lead Me to the Dark is the debut novel from James Twyman, a gritty, blood-soaked tale you won’t want to miss. Digital version available now on Amazon (mybook.to/LMTTD) and all other stores (books2read.com/u/4X0Z25)

By His Hand is the debut horror tale from William R. Perry, described by reviewers as “Clever & Original”, “Shocking” and “A Spooky Read”. Available in digital, paperback and audio now! buff.ly/7KY86xl