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Husband, Dad, mediocre at darts.Yelling into the void about Hockey ๐Ÿ’ Darts ๐ŸŽฏ and Belgian Football๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ

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Post image 11.10.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Won't this get hairy with college hockey players and NHL teams technically having their rights?

08.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It gets a pass as a reverse retro minus the silver helmet, but as an alternate, it's horrible.

08.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Newfoundlander/Bayman chiming in here. My father-in-law refers to a propane firebowls as a "townie firepit".

07.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Townies<Baymen

07.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had a great showing in camp, which merited a roster spot. But big picture, he's better off playing 20+ minutes a night and on PP1 in the WHL.

07.10.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's it! No more Simple Minds. Change the goal song to the Delta Force theme.

06.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My great-aunt wrapped her couches with these clear vinyl coverings. Even at the tender age of 5, I knew that it was weird as fuck. ๐Ÿคฃ

03.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My oldest (he's 3) would wake or stir around 5-5:30 am. It was such a double-edged sword after we'd get him settled back to sleep. It was:

Go back to bed and get a cat-nap and spend your entire morning trying to come to your senses.

Or

Get up and just punch a long day.

02.10.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A call center needs pony up and use "The Waiting" by Tom Petty as their hold music. It's such a missed opportunity. Mind you, that has the potential to drive some people to the brink of insanity.

02.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worked in a contact center environment for 6ish years. The callback option is great in theory, but then you get psychos who will submit the request multiple times, thinking it gets them higher up in the queue. ๐Ÿซ 

02.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll second Kyle on this. Every Christmas, we pick a movie franchise/series to watch over the holidays. Last year, we landed on Pirates of the Caribbean. Bailed after the second movie.

01.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fruit & Nut

29.09.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have half my wife's christmas shopping done. ๐Ÿ‘

29.09.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"You got any problems, with anything just don't fuckin call me alright? I just don't want to fucking deal with anything"
-Ray
-The CRA

29.09.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever my wife asks me how many pairs of socks and underwear I pack, I always respond with, "I can shit myself 5 times and be fine".

29.09.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AL is going to be fun to watch. I'm expecting the Dodgers to find this "final boss mode" and just lay waste to everyone. I really want to be wrong on that.

29.09.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Mariners are primed to shatter my heart into a million pieces.

28.09.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's basically Barstool summed up in a nutshell. It's basically the TMZ of sports.

28.09.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's going to be a big night of scoreboard watching/multi-view. All the playoff implications!

Astros vs. Angels
Tigers vs. Red Sox
Yankees vs. Orioles
Jays vs. Rays

26.09.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That'd get you a decent buzz at the bar and a nap in the lobby. They offered to fly my wife to another province with an 8 hour layover instead of releasing her to another carrier flying to her destination that same morning. It was an interprovincial flight. ๐Ÿคญ

25.09.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked in a support/service department years so I'm a bit more forgiving than most. But I can also detect bullshit rigmarole instantly.

Telcos are dreadful. Air Canada is my personal favorite just because their "solutions" to the most basic situations are so idiotic it can pass as comedy.

25.09.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They gave me the wrong key for the parcel box my package was in. I went to the post office by my house, and they refused to help me and sent me to the other post office that was 5 minutes away in the next community. Went there, same thing, except they told me to set up a ticket online.

25.09.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you thought the TSN cup was unwatchable before. I'm expecting them to lay it on extra thick this year! ๐Ÿคฎ

25.09.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're also looking to scale back daily mail delivery as well. Unfortunate for some, but it's a sign of the times. Realistically, I get maybe 30 pieces of legitimate mail a year.

25.09.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can only speak for myself on this. Outside of Christmas cards and the 3 or 4 things that don't offer paperless options, I don't get any other mail.

25.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of teams are just sputtering right now.

25.09.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fire is hot

Ice is cold

Water is wet

The AL Central being absolute shit disturbers to the playoff picture.

24.09.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had the Guardians winning the Central, but I sure as hell didn't think they'd nuke the AL Wild Card race in the process!

The Tigers have been a great story this year. Sucks that they're in this position, but this is only the beginning for that group.

24.09.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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