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Chris Nowak

@chrisnowak.bsky.social

TV writer, big fan of dogs and the Detroit Lions

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No one demanded the market distorting effects of personalist dictatorship more than capital, they should be happy with their choice. bsky.app/profile/carl...

14.11.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2901    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 20

NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.

13.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14114    πŸ” 6904    πŸ’¬ 367    πŸ“Œ 370
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Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops

14.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5882    πŸ” 1745    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 279
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead

12.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9976    πŸ” 1992    πŸ’¬ 475    πŸ“Œ 150

Back in college we had a buddy who misheard this lyric as referring to someone named β€œHawaka”, who had just killed a man. I’ve never been able to hear it the correct way since.

12.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

12.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8099    πŸ” 2116    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 79

As a lifelong Lions fan, I’m doing my best to pretend this isn’t happening. You’re not helping.

12.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, β€œWe should only be mad about one thing!” has never made a single bit of sense to me.

Maybe I have anger issues, but… I mean… I have a prrrrrretty big bandwidth for being pissed off. I can stomp and gnash gum at the same time. It’s not hard.

11.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If federal agents smash up your house, shoot your dog and send you to the hospital, you have no recourse. But all bets are off if they go through some treasonous politician's metadata.

11.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance does not exist.

11.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The sooner you and other Democratic senators replace the current leadership the sooner we will be back to β€œfighting untied” and the better off we all will be.

10.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is why you need to call on the Senate Democratic leadership to resign. Today.

10.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you call on Schumer to resign, the only reasonable conclusion is that you support the deal in private and you approve of what your 8 colleagues are doing.

10.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dealer: alright everyone ante up

Chuck Schumer: I fold

Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet

Chuck Schumer: I πŸ‘ fold πŸ‘

09.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2746    πŸ” 652    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 18

Either way, @schumer.senate.gov needs to resign.

10.11.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What @gregpak.net said.

10.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad I'm not the only one asking this question. This is what did it, folks.

10.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1786    πŸ” 416    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 10

You supported the deal in private. You just didn’t have the guts to vote for it in public.

If you oppose this deal as much as you want us to think you do, you’ll call for Schumer to resign. If you don’t - sorry, I mean *when* you don’t - we’ll know you support it.

10.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know we probably overemphasize β€œpolitical tone deafness” as a concept, but millions of voters are genuinely scared they are going to die from not being able to afford healthcare and Senate Dems genuinely don’t seem to understand why those voters don’t think flight delays are a bigger issue

10.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

None of these words mean anything unless you also call on Schumer to resign.

10.11.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A million times this.

There is no kumbaya median voter anymore. These idiots in the Senate are either lying or living in the past. It’s insulting that they expect us to buy this shit.

10.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democratic leadership either tacitly endorsed this Republican assault on Americans’ health care or they so badly misplayed their hand that they handed him a victory. Either way, they need to be replaced.

Not one fucking dollar while Schumer is Leader and Durbin is Whip. Not one.

10.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of these words are meaningless unless you call for Schumer to resign.

10.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe will keep fighting.”

You just folded. We’re not this stupid. The fact that you think we are shows how much contempt you have for your base.

You’re weak. You lack imagination.

Resign. You’re not up to the task.

10.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not that stupid. Neither are we. Congrats on helping Donald Trump make the world worse.

10.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

09.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5787    πŸ” 1262    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 47

I saw one at a dinner party, like, 15 years ago. Couldn’t look away.

08.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

08.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15036    πŸ” 3227    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 23

One of my all-time favorite Dipshit Moves is when Dipshits compare two things and then, when their comparison illuminates absolutely nothing, say, β€œI wasn’t comparing the two.”

08.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tapping the sign.

08.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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