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TV writer, big fan of dogs and the Detroit Lions

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Check out the dude behind Noem. At the 2:21 mark, when Balint says “… one day, he is not gonna be president anymore” guy turns his head like a confused dog.

“Wha? He not gonna be president no more? Huh?”

04.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And there it is …

04.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 7392    🔁 2705    💬 1119    📌 362

This is a pathetic response. You are failing to meet the moment.

03.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is poverty theology, and not the good kind as practiced by Dorothy Day.

This is Kindergarten Christianity. It’s five-year-old shit.

It’s embarrassing for the US military and honestly the state of Christianity in America that an adult in leadership would actually believe this.

03.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

Any combat unit commander who believes this is, frankly, too stupid to lead troops in war.

jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

03.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, this is the Senate equivalent of Trump supporters saying, “I didn’t vote for this.”

Yeah, you did. And you’ll vote for it again.

03.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was five when that happened and I fell for it. Took me way too long before I learned the real story.

03.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Conservatives today: There are no unintended consequences. States should act boldly -- especially when they dole out international violence. It'll be fine.

02.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we all know the answer to this question. 🖤💛

28.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Iran’s Nuclear Facilities Have Been Obliterated — and Suggestions Otherwise are Fake News The world is far safer after President Donald J. Trump’s highly successful, decisive precision strikes against the Iranian regime’s key nuclear

Still up on the White House website.

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

28.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“I am outraged that the Trump administration did not complete their TPS reports as required by HR.

I urge them, in the strongest possible terms, to turn in the correct paperwork immediately.”

28.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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27.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 4621    🔁 938    💬 111    📌 192

LFG

28.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

27.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 19185    🔁 4335    💬 1075    📌 170

Welcome! Glad to have you here.

27.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's totally fair, and that's not the part of his argument that I would give a side-eye to. It was that his go-to thought experiment for what living under fascism would look like was honestly a one-for-one description of things law enforcement has done to the Black community for decades.

27.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I honestly don't know. I have gradually tuned him out over the last year or so, and not only because of the high-handed "Everyone's dumb but me" stuff.

He's just kind of... boring now? You can pretty much predict all of his takes. Not really worth checking in on.

27.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

His argument that we're not living under a fascist government has been, "(Eye roll, sigh) We're not living under a fascist regime. If we were, it would look like (DESCRIBES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN BLACK PEOPLE AND LAW ENFORCEMENT). That's not happening, right? Everyone calm down."

27.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Took me a second. But this is pretty good.

27.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait - wtf w/ this Terrion Arnold business?

27.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One good thing about the Constitution not really mattering anymore is that we might be able to move into some “cruel and unusual punishment” for these men.

27.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re just trying to goad us into doing this.

Sure, it’ll work. But I want you to know that *we know* what you’re doing, successfully.

27.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like I’ve been training for this for the last three decades. Easy.

27.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is like a normal Saturday for me.

27.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seeing that OC score.

27.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At this point I think you have to.

26.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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US hockey star Hilary Knight responds to Trump’s ‘distasteful joke’ about women’s team The US captain said the controversy over Trump’s quip about inviting the women’s team to the White House has overshadowed the gold medal win

Revealing how the women’s team - who never asked for any of this - is capable of discussing it in a thoughtful, nuanced way, expressing disappointment and pride.

But all the men’s players are like, “Politics hard. Make brain hurt. Pleeze can play hockey again?”

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

26.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Temu Taney?

25.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That one guy who tried to start the “2-for-2!” chant in the men’s hockey locker room.

25.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mostly the Minnesota guys. Imagine being their teammates and being like "Whatever dude, I'm going."

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