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@elohelecksdee.bsky.social

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ok, but, what if they made out?

12.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you'd think i'd be into cracking trans eggs or something with how much i'm into TF porn

12.10.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sucking on that dick like it's an overstuffed burrito

12.10.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes my job is cool, cause where else could i see people get out of their cars and naruto run to the door?

12.10.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you just call me Sir?
uh-uh, you better Ms. me with that shit

11.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

putting unnecessary W's in front of words that start with the letter R. or would you wrather i didn't?

11.10.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the guy interviewing me: well, i think that covers everything. did you have any questions you'd like to ask?

me: yeah! i was wondering, about the dress code. like, are bras mandatory, or optional?

11.10.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nori is the beef jerky of the ocean

11.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white trans woman is holding their phone above its head to take a selfie. you can see pretty much everything from the have down to the waist, as she's in the nude

a white trans woman is holding their phone above its head to take a selfie. you can see pretty much everything from the have down to the waist, as she's in the nude

pov: you're an angel sent to take me to heaven

11.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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10.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the rigid confines of gender are exhausting even for cis folks and in their dissociative state they were able to move past their ego, at least a little, and speak candidly about their misgivings. and because that's kinda what you do when you're high; notice the absurdities of these social constructs

10.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love to have me cockles warmed

10.10.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i bet you gumby is really good at sex. like, this dude can turn into anything and fit just about anywhere

10.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

make america goon again

10.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

using these for a mass shooting is the ideal use case, i would imagine. unless, you really want some poor soul to become a lone wolf without a pack

10.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Machine Beast Tamer Keris from Choriki Sentai Ohranger

Machine Beast Tamer Keris from Choriki Sentai Ohranger

would

08.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i love you my, sweet little strudel!

09.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't care if we're both trans women, please don't call me sister, that shit is weird

09.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

channeling a 90s youth pastor by only ever referring to the son of god as "the j man"

09.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peter Gabriel - Don't Give Up (ft. Kate Bush)
YouTube video by Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel - Don't Give Up (ft. Kate Bush)

habitually listening to this, to cope with these forsaken times we live in

09.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you โ˜บ๏ธ

09.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and i you!

09.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you!

09.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two white women standing in some grass with  trees behind them to the right, and some train tracks and a river behind them to the left. they're in white wedding dresses as they start lovingly into each other's eyes because they just got married

two white women standing in some grass with trees behind them to the right, and some train tracks and a river behind them to the left. they're in white wedding dresses as they start lovingly into each other's eyes because they just got married

if these five wonderful years already seem like an eternity, then i'm truly blessed to have you by my side, for the rest of my life. thank you, for being my everything. i love you more than words could ever describe @strudel17.bsky.social

09.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

09.10.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for saying this ๐Ÿ™

09.10.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro dropped his meth pipe and made a mess in the store ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

09.10.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

love this for us

09.10.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait, we were supposed to post tits?

09.10.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm not going to fucking mastodon i'm goong to drown in the piss

09.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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