vi

right...

this video, despite my religious trauma, has unironically given me the courage to do so many things this year (i'm not religious, just kind of insane (in the fun way))

woke up from nap and decided to go get a coffee from my work and visit my coworker i haven't seen for a while, sat down for a second and thought "eh i don't rly wanna go" and then remembered this so now im gonna go

wait what was that....

heyyy pop my soda or whatever

woke up drowning in tears thinking of my dead pets PHEW

got a text from my property manager saying my downstairs neighbor filed a noise complaint but my UPSTAIRS neighbor is literally stomping, sprinting, thrusting, fucking the floor at all hours of the day and night

pretty oomf posted a pic we won 🙂‍↕️

not me.

real

YouTube video by NickRewind having adult money means buying weird foods on a stick... from T-Bo | iCarly #shorts

youtube.com/shorts/uwJ5t... please

beep beep beep

i'm so tired idek what tf i wrote here

standing in this corner after closing up the shop for the past 10 mins to collect myself has become a daily ritual whenever i work

i may hate texas but i will always flex that im a texan and only other texans and i can shit on texas

oh my god wait it's november

nonstop nut november

the whole stick.. for $5?

i'll answer this when i have a dick in my mouth

real

it was but now it isn't

what was this

well

so i'm cheap...

free sudan, free palestine and free congo

jlo ft pitbull circa 2011

*POOF*

Demi Lovato dresses up as Poot for Halloween.

LMAOO?????