Lysa Bell

Leo: AI will tell you that everything is going to be all right. Don’t fall for it.

If I was in Severance 🧠

Husband is surrounded by people that apparently don't really like their partners.
He had a couple of rough days at work this week, so I wanted to cheer him up. I had some donuts delivered to his workplace and everyone that got to know that asked what I had done that I needed to apologise.

I like when people wear shirts with their favorite band or movie on them. They should make shirts for more general stuff like "sitting down" or "garlic bread"

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I won therapy today.
My therapist told me I am intellectualising too much and that she doesn't have a response for something I explained to her, how my brain works. I guess now I have to upgrade my gear or something for the next level?

Leo: The monsters under your bed are hiding from the monsters in your closet.

Leo: Finally, Mercury has turned direct. Time to spend your paycheck on the lottery, buy a timeshare or confess your feelings to your high school crush.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

two men are standing next to each other and smiling . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and smiling .

And then she was like "look at the fun task you are doin! You sure you still want to quit?"

And internally I was just like

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Prediction:
Trump will let the bird flu or any other virus evolve and ignore it and stay busy throwing everyone under the bus while the US drowns in another pandemic. Then when they ignored it long enough they will declare it a national emergency and indefinitely delay all votes and travels.

Real king vibes right here
@maro254.bsky.social

Following ancient german rituals slowly taught by the elderly (usually +40 folk) of the tribe.
The mysterious ritual of visiting a flowersshop/garden center on the first Sunday of a month.

It's hard to walk the line between depression and laziness. Because sometimes depression really does kick my ass. But other times, I don't need the "your depression is valid, you're exhausted" talk. I need the "you're being a bit lazy and you need to get off your ass now and get some work done" talk

Leo: One day you’ll buy the underwear you will die in. Go love somebody.

it’s a Roman Salute!

Leo: Tuesday your life will finally be like a movie, ending in roughly two hours.

People crying over tiktok.

Me, witnessing the rise and fall of social media platforms for the last 25 years:

“‘i cant wait to have fun on my day off!’ me on my day off:” followed by a picture of a skeleton laying down on a couch

Bold of you to think that putting two little candy bars in one package and labeling it ‘sharing size’ is going to result in anything other than me eating two little candy bars.

Leo: It’s a new year full of human interactions to avoid.

Business idea of the day:

parallel play meetups.

A room full of people that bring their own hobby's and just do their own stuff in the room together.

If you want to chat you can but you are not forced to. Just do your own thing in the presence of other people.

Re-establish third places.

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

As long as you completely ignore everything, things really aren't so bad.