@dr1mblo.bsky.social
~NSFW~18+ Patron deity of cucks and gooners. Eat of my fruits, fuckface
Just shaved my balls with a fucking razor.
I could look death in the eye unblinking.
Women who make you suck their tits are a goddamn national treasure
19.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its so hard to be a cuck with a superiority complex. Obviously I can't just let a bunch of dumber, worse people fuck my wife. I have to at least be able to imagine you're better than me. But fuck me does that shorten the list of options.
16.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me:
I could never have a bull. I am ungovernable.
Also me when a fit, charming and chill guy with a huge shlong shows interest in my wife:
*frantically running around after him w/ headset and clipboard like a douchebag actor's agent in some movie with an Adam Sandler cameo*
To respect me and my work, please read all posts as if they are being read by Dracula Flow. To disrespect me, do the same as the former, but spit in my mouth.
22.12.2025 04:53 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Its weird how much people wanna shame and humiliate you as a cuck. Like no, dude. Shut up and fuck my wife??? She's here to get dick stop getting distracted
21.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beat my meat so hard the other day my nuts playin analog horror jumpscares on my body
21.12.2025 13:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nutted so crazy style to her dirty talking about her bull I couldn't talk for 20 minutes and just giggled at the ceiling like I hopped out the lobotomy
20.12.2025 03:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What up bluesky its your patron deity baby
20.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
