Eve Alexander | Chicago & Seattle

Have I told you lately how genius your marketing strategies are? ❤️‍🔥😍

Also, if I can put up with this level of BS from the booster, you can put up with a sore arm and the sniffles. Get your damn shots, please and thank you. 💋

About to get my Covid vaccine and dive into ~4 days of self inflicted 101F fever and severe body aches. Jury is still out on whether this will result in going offline, or 4 days of one armed delusional shit posting, but either way don't look for new emails from me until next week

I don't accept book recommendations, but I do accept books.

More preferably, however, I accept and love cash gifts of any amount toward my home down payment. After all, I have far too many books I haven't read, and have yet to own a house.

This observed trend and advice extends way outside coding/tech, IMO. Nicely stated. 💯

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

PSA reminder to all clients, SWers, and anyone else who gives a damn about their privacy-Google is not your friend. Please consider getting a private email account like Protonmail or Tutamail.

Protonmail even comes with a very good VPN and Calendar, and both services are running Black Friday sales.

Resentment. At having to "pay for it." At having a woman call the shots. At their mom. You name it, it's just resentment towards women.

IMO, they can think what they want. They pay their respects for my time in the envelope and abide by my rules for my person, regardless of what's in their heart.

My trip (and my heart) are booked full! I *might* have time for a morning greeting Nov 13 in Cincinnati before my last stretch on the road home. Reach out if that's you!
#datecincinnati

Threesome thoughts:
Pre-discuss your partners' preferences and allergies to ensure lubes and barrier method materials are compatible with each other and partners' bodies.

One dedicated hand per partner helps avoid cross pollination.

Stay current with medical research. Ex-BV is an STI.

Just a reminder on the increasingly high cost of convenience. Is it worth your privacy? Is it worth putting innocent people's freedom at risk? Is it worth your own freedom? And if you think you're not at risk, at a "yet" to the end of that thought.

The weak points on some of the brands are gears. If you're at all handy, you can buy replacement gears and the necessary tools on Amazon, and find the videos for printer breakdown/repair on you tube. I fixed my HP this past winter. 💪

Scat band. Fixed it for you. 😇

Belated birthday slumber party: a private cooking class, homemade birthday Spanish almond torte, and an exceedingly generous gift towards investment funds along with a trove of fun birthday delights the morning after. Your creativity and depth of care means everything to me. Thank you. 💝

Just a little reminder for all my lovely friends 50+ to get the vaccine. Because, you know, Russian Roulette sucks dick (and perineum, anus, and rectal cleft).

The people have spoken! I'm road tripping through:
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13

Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Road trip! Charlotte and RDU are confirmed. Help me choose the rest? Reach out by Oct 27 to help me decide my route! (photo throwback for funsies)

#DateFortWayne, #DateIndianapolis, or #DateCincinnati?
#DateNashville or #DateKnoxville?
#DateCharlotte Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd)
#DateRaleigh Nov 7-10

Within the first 5 minutes, he whipped out his sense of humor, and proved he read my newsletter. Well played, sir. You go to the front of the class. 😍

My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. 😘
vixenforhire.substack.com

"You're my vacation throughout the year, so it seemed only right to include you as part of my vacation getting out of town." -B

Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. ❤️‍🔥

Ohh, gimme #30. What song represents you?

Supremely excited to lay siege to Seattle with @msyork.bsky.social in a couple of weeks 😈

My Septembers are made for silly birthday shenanigans. Come celebrate with me!

This is worth a read, although I’d argue that in the case of many AV laws passed in the US, the consequences are very much expected.

Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.

Blind box opening followed by 🌶️ content? Sounds fun!

Hot tip for my liberal lovelies: if your rideshare driver is asking if you're married, proselytizing, or playing music you find offensive, try this script: "Oh I'm so sorry, I have a work email that came up! Can you please cut the radio/stop the convo, etc? Thank you!" Peaceful ride achieved.

#oursky #datelondon

I introduced him to my favorite tourist trip, he introduced me to the best meal I've ever had in my home Chicago. Thank you so much for a truly magical pair of days. I so cherish our co-creations ✨

A friendship that spans the country! So many precious moments in Chicago, Seattle, and now Boston with Bostonian turned Chicagoan @lennonwren.com. Thank you for such a beautiful day together exploring your old stomping grounds!

Understanding this doesn't apply to every follower: Many folks have shared in person that they followed me for a year or more to get a sense of who I am. These are folks looking for very long term connections to invest in. Others have followed me for a long time until our paths would cross.