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*aide whispers in my ear*

Killing children?? That is so like him.

What is an 80-year-old doing awake at 2:30 in the morning is what *I* want to know

thinking about getting a really stupid dog so i look smarter by comparison

re emerald fennell saying her wuthering heights was based on her memory of reading it when she was young i’m like 100% certain her first teenage reading was deeply informed by confused encounters with the word ejaculation which is approx. every 17th word in the book (hon. mention penistone craggs)

this is America

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This dude has DEFINITELY never touched any children inappropriately

I am staunchly against the death penalty. Except for everybody implicated in the Epstein files.

wild choice of example

orange catholic bible incoming

Everything is terrorism in Trump’s America But don’t call that fascism. That would be bad.

Let's be clear: Trump's attacks on "antifa" are an attack on America. www.theverge.com/policy/79051...

The most welcome and advancing innovation I've observed in the last two decades has been the design of ketchup bottles.

Coca-Cola hired hitmen to kill union organizers because apparently only ONE SIDE gets to set policy, and any disagreements are punishable by death. LAND OF THE FREE, BABY.

Okay so like the thing IS why do top-down/execs get to decide that all the company's profits go to them, when workers don't also get a say in where that money should go? Just because they already have money they get to DECIDE POLICY!? And if you question it, YOU'RE the one making it political!??

David Brooks is now the third alleged Jeffery Epstein associate at the New York Times.

This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.

The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.

Why did their executive leadership allow this?

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While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.

I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

The comms rep just had no ability to comprehend that AI takes in the information that already exists in the world and repackages it. Our reporting had yet to be published and therefore wasn't out in the world hadn't been ingested by any chatbot.

And they just... believed the chatbot.

This is the ur-grift: it’s not the get-rich-quick scheme that makes you rich, it’s teaching other people how to sell it to someone else.

My daughter was stopped from using a dictionary at school and told to look it up with AI.

She reads about two books a day and for Christmas I got her socks that say "bookmarks are for quitters" and then had to stop her wearing them every day.

I'm deciding how angry I want to get about this.

Overheard a data engineer on the train this morning talking about how AI will eliminate her job within the year. She's considering cosmetology school.

He's a moron! We're giving over our entire society to a class of idiot grifters with more money than sense! They're all in cahoots with one another and want a world where there's nothing left for most of us to do but lie around catatonically as they hoard the riches of a dying planet! I say no!

How much more of all this are we supposed to take, genuinely?

Finally, someone agrees with me that the Supreme Court is fake and doesn't have any authority! Now to read the rest of the headline to find out who that someone is while I take a big sip of scalding-hot coffee...

As long as victims of rape can be put down, they're fine with whatever

Remember when he committed treason 5 years ago

Remember the only reason we have weekends is because people died fighting for them

Some pro ai twat on threads: Work. Labor. That's why we starting creating ai around 75 years ago Nikita. The goal is not to have humans laboring forty hours forever. Right?

Hey so if you are foolish enough to think that corporates are using AI to reduce the burden of labour from workers so that we can live nice leisurely lives, then please don’t say my name like we are on first name basis. I would never associate with a bellend IRL.