Robust Robutt

I love it when customers are clearly desperate for a "gotcha" moment.

Me: Since your invoice due dates are usually around the 20th per month, I can-
Customer: Ahem, this one was actually on the 19th!
Me: ... yes, usually AROUND the 20th. Anyway-

25.02.2025 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caller: Excuse me, but why does the estimated total never fully match what I get on the invoice?
Me: Because.... it's the estimate. It's what it says on the tin.

13.01.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Various sketchy coloured drawings of Hotwire (humanoid robot character with racer and yellow theme and lots of scuff marks). Full body mid walk with foot coming toward camera, shielding face from camera flashes, simple/derpy shocked face, stroking a photo of a motorcycle saying "he just like me fr..." and a harsh shadow bust.

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I blacked out what happened. Whoae... Hotwire 🤤

#art #illustration #robot

11.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 1109    🔁 298    💬 6    📌 1

Watched an old man spend ages parking his tiny car.
Went into the spot, backed out to readjust before going in. This went on for a couple minutes.
Man had his head out the window to make sure he was aligned properly.

I'm genuinely impressed. Somehow, he ended up taking up three parking spots.

30.12.2024 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dad was watching the news, and because it got too depressing, he decided to hop over to watching Scandinavian crime dramas instead.

20.11.2024 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: I wonder how old people are so often tricked into sharing sensitive information...

Elderly customer when asked for d.o.b.: Here is my social security number, my mother's maiden name, the street where I grew up, and the name of my first pet.

04.11.2024 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate using Amazon for online shopping. Not even primarily for the obvious moral reasons.

"We will GLADLY sacrifice our employees' physical and mental health to get your purchase to you in a timely manner! Oh, you live outside of the US? You'll get it this year. Possibly. If at all."

24.10.2024 07:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The kobold reinforcements have arrived!

02.10.2024 20:01 — 👍 824    🔁 213    💬 6    📌 1