The biggest troll Bill Clinton could pull now would be to release a statement that says, in its entirety, "I did not have sexual relations with that man."
Because we all know what that means.
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The biggest troll Bill Clinton could pull now would be to release a statement that says, in its entirety, "I did not have sexual relations with that man."
Because we all know what that means.
Last week’s Substack post contains the porniest paragraph I've ever written and it’s not even a little bit about sex. Give it a read, won’t you?
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
Nobody. The answer is nobody stands with us.
11.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With Thanksgiving coming, many of us are thinking about our weight. I know I am. I'm especially thinking about my GLP-1 drug and how it silenced food noise for me.
I try to give you a taste in this week's free Substack essay.
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
Them: "Who radicalized you?"
Me:
John Fetterman, Jeanne Shaheen, Maggie Hassan, Dick Durbin, Jacky Rosen, Cathy Cortez Masto, Angus King, Tim Kaine, and Chuck Schumer.
Have you ever experienced "food noise?" I ant to get a sense of what it's like and an understanding of what so many of us see as the true magic of GLP-1 medications?
Give my latest Substack a read. It's free!
open.substack.com/pub/benjacks...
I just wish Dick Cheney was alive to see this. 😢
05.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In 3 years we'll find out the only things left in the east wing when fuhrer Trump destroyed it were the epstein files.
23.10.2025 20:17 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hey, did you know Alyssa and Ben are on Substack? Subscribe here:
alyssajmilano: open.substack.com/pub/alyssajm...
benjacksonwrites: benjacksonwrites.substack.com
It's one thing to watch your government plummet into fascism.
It's a whole other thing to watch so many of your fellow citizens cheer it on.
We are lost.
Writers! We want your best work for our seasonal series on the podcast. We're looking for fiction and essays that engage with the theme of "Finding meaning in a time of strife." Selected works will be recorded for our podcast and Ben and I will interview the authors!
duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...
Humans: I hate AI
Literally every thinking human: AI slop is the worst. I am so sick of AI.
Companies: MEET BRUSHY, THE AI-POWERED TOOTHBRUSH. IT'S POWERED BY AI TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU'VE BRUSHED. AI!
Antifa.
29.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Please let the rapture take them all. (Also, when I see pics like this I realize just how much weight I've lost in the last year. Holy moly!)
23.09.2025 21:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0New rule: you can't ban drugs if you can't pronounce them. #tylenol #autism
23.09.2025 00:40 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1New rule: you can't ban drugs if uou can't pronounce them.
23.09.2025 00:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I will say this: Charlie Kirk was about his OWN free speech. His organization was very much trying to suppress free speech for college and university faculty.
As a university faculty member, it's important to me that he is not celebrated as a champion of free speech. He was anything but.
Charlie Kirk is not a hero. He is not a martyr. He is another damn statistic in the nonstop carnage of the gun lobby and its puppets.
None of the 100-plus Americans who will die from gunshots today should have been shot.
Any one of their lives is worth more than all of the guns together.
A remake of Twin Peaks but Leland is Mike Johnson and Killer BOB is RFK Jr.
06.09.2025 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May RFK Jr and the people he loves experience every consequence of his deadly actions. #rfkjr #maha
05.09.2025 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm just saying maybe it's time to release Sirhan Sirhan.
28.08.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is NO act that can justify the mass slaughter and starvation of civilian populations as a weapon of war.
29.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and must meet the fate of war criminals at the order of international courts. He is a killer on the same moral scale as Pol
Pot and the only thing preventing him from being a killer on the numerical scale of Pot is the size of the population of his victims.
All war criminals must be held accountable for their crimes against humanity.
27.07.2025 12:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even against enemy forces, the use of starvation is a war crime under the Geneva conventions.
ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary...
Inflicting starvation on a population is a war crime.
ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary...
International law defines intentional starvation of a civilian population as genocide.
academic.oup.com/jicj/article...
Israel itself now says there is no proof Hamas stole UN food aid-the claim it has used for two years to restrict food aid to Gaza
The latest child to starve to death in Gaza was a 5 month old girl who weighed less at death than she did at birth.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/w...