Matthew Green

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Like him or not, Nermal is here to stay!

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It takes up to 20 weeks for the tumor to totally die now.

I finished my radiation regime today! Still two more weeks of pain and side effects to come though. It lingers.

Super Mario landscaping

Bob-ombs are here!

The fuses light up.

My wife added to our Mushroom Kingdom landscaping. Here come the Bob-ombs! And they light up at night!

Never heard of Gigglesnort Hotel? Here’s an episode.

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Super Mario 64 screenshot - Dear Mario: Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool. Peach.

Dear Mario: Do NOT come to the castle. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. Peach.

My wife's incredible terrible Princess Peach cake. Thank you so much for-a playing my game!

Princess Peach's Regrettable Cake Comes To Life

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You know that terrible cake that Princess Peach tells Mario not to come to the castle for? My wife made it for real.

More fun from my wedding day. I’ve had these Mario and Luigi pins since I was 7 years old. I gave Luigi to my best man, Blake, to wear for the day. Also note the secret pattern in my tie.

Or a Gertrude. They were apes on my favorite childhood puppet show.

Orange, too!

Small orange kitten GusGus lounging.

GusGus on fur.

GusGus on the bed.

GusGus’s glamour shot.

We’ve named our kitten! After trying a half dozen names, it seems GusGus sticks. It’s a Cinderella reference for my wife but a Gigglesnort Hotel reference to me.

Super Mario landscaping

Bob-ombs are here!

The fuses light up.

My wife added to our Mushroom Kingdom landscaping. Here come the Bob-ombs! And they light up at night!

Sign post

Loot crate for gifts

Loot case for programs

Wedding rings

Oh, alright… few more!

Borderlands wedding arch

Oh, that was just the start! She built the vault symbol arch, too.

Borderlands wedding cake

Four years ago today my wife and I were married. It was an amazing day that I revisit often in my mind.

I am so sorry to hear this.

I’m so sorry I’m not up for the usual Halloween fun at PTB this year. Go play a Castlevania; that’ll capture the spirit.

I will not invent the next torment nexus.

I had a dream about a new way for advertisers to force ads on our devices and feel like I need to burn the dream to keep it from coming true.

Kitten being cute

Dapper kitten

Glamorous kitten

Standing kitten

Today our new little kitten is three months old! He’s celebrating by getting his shots. Sorry, buddy! We’ll do better next month.

New kitten poses

The kitten is doing his part!

Cancer update: tumor is still dying and prognosis is looking good. Just one more week of radiation to go. I’m still working on mobility issues since I spend most of my time in bed.

Cancer update: tumor is still dying and prognosis is looking good. Just one more week of radiation to go. I’m still working on mobility issues since I spend most of my time in bed.

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How about meatghetti and spagballs?

Kitten in a box

Our little boy continues to explore. He loves boxes.

Tiny Tina yawns

Tiny Tina lost in thought

Tiny Tina shows off her toybox.

Another big yawn from Tiny Tina

Happy sixth birthday to Tiny Tina! Our family wouldn’t be the same without her.

Kitten in a box

Our little boy continues to explore. He loves boxes.

Tiny Tina yawns

Tiny Tina lost in thought

Tiny Tina shows off her toybox.

Another big yawn from Tiny Tina

Happy sixth birthday to Tiny Tina! Our family wouldn’t be the same without her.

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Just what a bot would say!

VINCENT PRICE'S Egg Magic

We did ok, thankfully.