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Livestock farming and population density meant that European populations were exposed to far more diseases before contact than American populations and had developed immunities to them as a result. The big exception was syphilis which did run rampant through Europe.

That’s how they get you.

I feel like this is also true for CBC.

Baker's been fairly quiet for a while, too. Just sayin'.

[Iron Maiden intensifies]

Not America, but up near my mom's place you can take the high bridge (!) over the flooded lands (!!) at Rohallion (!!!).

Menards is a state of mind.

#dilfer4pennstate

Recorded a birthday greeting for my brother's surprise 50th party (since we won’t be able to attend) and I always forget how muppet-like my voice apparently is.

Penn State head coach Lou Holtz

6 coaching candidates to replace James Franklin at Penn State A new era may be among Happy Valley soon.

You have to see this list.

She doesn't know how to do those things, though, and when faced with criticism she quits then blames other people for "canceling" her. She's a partisan hack who's wholly unqualified for the job.

Pretty sure they skip over most of the New Testament except the crankier parts of Paul's letters.

DO NOT LECTURE ME ON THE LINEAR PASSAGE OF TIME

Please, next you’ll tell me it’s been almost thirty years since Phil Hartman…oh no…

Darrell Hammond is 70?!

How do those boots taste, chump?

Oh damn, you probably got both of those more than I did.

In my experience it’s usually involved a casual attitude towards electrical safety or something of that scale, but yes.

You just know that’s a precursor to something sketchy AF.

“That’s 1500 volts, Tom. Do you really think sticking a screwdriver through a hole in the side of the box to adjust a pot is a good idea?”

Also: “We'll build it ourselves.”

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand

“No, no, is okay” in a Russian accent.

Watched the start of SNL for the first time in a very long time. Hammond's gotten much better as an announcer over the years, and I love the fact that Kenan (and only Kenan) gets his name on a billboard behind him in the opening montage.

Bah Gawd! That’s Timothy Dolan's music!

From a practical standpoint haven’t they already done it?

A pile of Zubaz pants in Detroit Lions colors.

Don’t know who needs to know this, but we saw these bad boys at Costco today:

YouTube video by The Midnight Special Hocus Pocus - Focus | The Midnight Special

And now I’ve got this stuck in my head…

At the very least, you have to ask where all the “war on Christmas” types are. This seems like a far greater attack on Christianity than saying “Happy Holidays!” or being asked to bake a cake for a gay couple.

Counterpoint: You should unlock a points multiplier on the play. You turn that into a touchdown, you deserve more than six.