ACME Sales Rep.

“Unrest” is a heck of a way to describe the fallout from an illegal military action.

Now do the US and Israel.

The mustache still does.

Also, that it appears to be working from an area a human cleared for the demo.

CBS News has, in fact, been captured by the right, Brian. Anybody who watches it or follows it online can see that.

a group of men standing next to each other with the words it 's been written in yellow ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words it 's been written in yellow

It's been one week since my brother got his hip replaced, and I had to use all my willpower not to send him this gif:

The fuck?

These are people who can't differentiate between Khomeini and Khameini. Do you really think any of them know anything?

How about a science centre?

Dementia?

Congressional investigation, Chris. Start issuing subpoenas.

As a native of Upper Canada, I was briefly confused by that second sentence.

It’s a metaphor, jackass. Stop playing stupid.

The Democratic Party controlled both houses for the first two years of Biden's presidency and did nothing to hold the Republicans accountable for Jan. 6.

He wanted to deny women the right to an education and make them completely subservient to men, and he thought that gay people should be put to death. I don't know why anyone is sad about him getting killed.

But anyway enough about Charlie Kirk. What's this Iran thing?

A map showing the location of Marguerite-Bourgeois Catholic Elementary School on Canadian Forces Base Borden in Borden, Ontario.

Here’s an elementary school on a Canadian Forces base:

Nancy Reagan's right the–oh wait, you said heaven. My bad.

Ah yes, bombing schools, famously humanitarian.

If @repgreglandsman.bsky.social isn’t willing to accept Congress' authority over these matters he's free to resign.

Who’s killed more people in recent years, Greg, Iran or Israel?

Fuck off with this bullshit. It’s an illegal war with no justification. Impeach, convict, and remove Trump, Hegseth, and everybody else responsible for this abomination from office.

Actually, Greg, the US is killing schoolchildren.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

I should just go ahead and add Tom Barrett's contact information to my phone, shouldn’t I?

Balloons. Not “cartel drones.” Party balloons.

Really, who doesn’t?

Oh, that’s nothing. It’s the muscles on the insides of your legs that you didn’t previously know existed that are really going to hurt.

Ah, the Trevor Horn gambit.

A Parks Canada sign reading “Trent-Severn Waterway, National Historic Site of Canada, Bobcaygeon Lock 32” in French and English. The sign is green with white text and white borders at top and bottom. The upper border includes a Canadian flag and “Parks Canada” in black text in English and French. The lower border includes the government of Canada wordmark. The canal is visible behind the sign with parkland on the near and far sides. A orange life ring is hanging from a post behind the sign.