Kara

Matilda is objectively the cutest and I do feel smug about it

Right now they’re playing a guessing game where someone posts a picture of a dog and everyone has to guess which dog it is

There’s a Facebook group for owners of dogs that look identical and are related to my dog and it’s just me and a bunch of boomers from rural Wisconsin

I’m mostly off the pro wrestling hamster wheel but I do have to watch Evolution, legally

I was a counselor during a couple of ACA accreditation years and also find it very interesting!

I approached a booth selling CBD dog treats at the farmers market and the person sitting there said “do you have a furry friend? I can tell you do from the hair on your shirt.” 💀

Maybe six months ago there was a bird named Paletas at the Roseville Petco and I miss him

My greatest joy is when someone comes for me about something and I’m able to dig up an entire email thread proving that it’s Their Fault, Actually

“Minnesota’s hero” is an absolutely fascinating choice of words #PWHL

I thought new Poker Face episodes were coming out three at a time but it’s actually one at a time so yeah things are pretty rough for me right now

it smells like oranges

yeah I hope this isn’t how your wife finds out :(

Not to be gay but I really need Old Spice to sell Wolfthorn as a body wash

We need to keep repeating that US Citizens cannot be deported.
Only trafficked out of the country.
ICE and the Trump Administration trafficked a child to a foreign country.

I could have watched Severance when everyone else was but instead I waited until everyone moved on and I get to lose my mind all by myself instead

I am so tired of guessing whether things are AI and it’s not even going to be like this forever, it’s going to be WORSE

my money is firmly on one of the incest boys

she’s such a PAIN

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

Gabby being wildly underestimated because she came from The Bachelor and then quietly being smarter than any of them is perfect

Ivar is actually just there because he came with the Castle #TheTraitors

They’re fine! I liked the first one, hated the second one, and am very bored by the third one. I did also think I was reading a YA novel until it got spicy 😂

I’m like a third of the way into it and so bored I keep forgetting to read it

Other Efron HAS to know

Everyone knows Danielle’s a traitor and they’re just pretending, right? Because they all have brains? #TheTraitors

I love roller derby! The entire lower half of my body hurts and I’m wildly dehydrated

as a migraine with aura girlie I do appreciate the fifteen minute warning signal when I suddenly stop being able to see

trazodone

My hope for the rest of this season of the Traitors is that Carolyn unhinges her jaw and eats Danielle and Britney alive

The most midwestern thing about Love is Blind isn’t Joey’s accent, it’s Mason talking about his ACT score