Sophie

Metal Gear is about this (??????)

They used to call it Impact Font... before Woke took over...

Decided to try out reading yuri vn Letters from a Rainy Day in Japanese. Figured it might have more formal speech and internal monologue. It was a good choice. Managed to understand a good chunk of it, even if I had to look some words up here and there.

I an ambivalent on this issue cause they just don't sell sprouts here in Brazil

I have wonderef for a while whether the Anglo hatred of vegetables stems from the fact that they're only seen as a thing eaten raw on tasteless lettuce salads

I find it very comforting, personally. But also very normal to have a fetish for something that terrifies u, lol

I feel like I just got Yuri Outclassed here

What the fuck have you just drained the well of all possible yuri how do you have this on hand

Get ready to get konnichiwagwan'd, emmi-slime

It involves me breaking into your house and threatening the Emmi Complex into performing an orgy for my amu- I mean what. Who said that

Kimchi x Sauerkraut yuri. Consider it

I have a solution that would satisfy me but, tautologically, you're not gonna like it

Gamergate feels like it happened 50 years ago at this point

So versatile. Neutral in flavor, toothsome, can be eaten raw or cooked... plus sauerkraut is one of the easiest home ferments you can do. What's not to love

Kimchi's pretty good. Cabbage is a wonderful vegetable imo

People often point to mandatory shutter sounds in phone cameras as evidence of how bad Japanese society is, but that should just be universal law

I love pathetic wet Miku in the safety shower

She has such a unique brain

Alternative quip: some sort of jab about "eating faces" combined with the obvious plastic surgery she had done whose effects she attributes to becoming unwoke

She's gonna move on to her next venture: throwing pebbles off the moon so they land on earth with the force of thousands of nuclear bombs

(note: Yurinate is the title of an actual omorashi-themed yuri eroge)

Yuri Nation, time to yurinate

That was Ougi's jab from being told also

And then they fucked while forcing Koyomi to watch

It's an outdated and deeply offensive word.

Don't call her that

Sister has been obsessed with Hamilton (the musical) lately for some reason. So I've been catching many snippets of it as she goes around the house. Look I love her but. Holy shit this is not good lol. Is this what people got so obsessed with back in 2016????

I'm force feeding you in ways previously only seen in fetish art