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you try to smirk but you're smiling. fantasy football/dynasty mostly

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What an idiot

08.03.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catcher
Bort
10, 20, 30 (I donโ€™t know baseball numbers)

07.03.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put me in coach

07.03.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once community notes start appearing on an app i think itโ€™s clear your app is a dying culture (instagram)

07.03.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Eww he look The Burrito Man in the eye for weight" - a bitch that's texting The Burrito Man for mids.

06.03.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Burden was genuinely superbly efficient on low volume last year. It would feel silly to try and buy him at this point because the low sample is so open to variance but anyone who has him must feel incredible

05.03.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't think i'd go to bat very hard for either of them, which makes the doomsday message very strange

05.03.2026 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasnโ€™t Crockett also very pro Israel with a history of aipac money? It seems strange to carry water that heavily for a person that was easily bought into โ€œIsrael has a right to defend itselfโ€

05.03.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wore this after the snow day to get groceries

05.03.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ, sounds ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜, and captures the ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ€” he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

03.03.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2264    ๐Ÿ” 323    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

"you are talking to a middle aged woman" vs "youre disrespecting a future US army soldier"

04.03.2026 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am excited for another addition to the Jessie Wareniverse

04.03.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wars have consequences. And if the Trump White House was unprepared for the eventuality that the Fanatics Flag Football Classic might need to find a new venue, they never shouldโ€™ve launched those missiles.

03.03.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

each generation of pokemon should be introduced to the public by having them perform every activity at the combine. i want to see that flaming pomeranian's bench press

03.03.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if you included the pokemon's 40 time

03.03.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last Amtrak I took in 2024 had 40 year old seats and the bathroom stopped working halfway through. I wish it could be improved because Iโ€™d prefer that more of travel. But unfortunately my takeaway after reading is itโ€™s worse because it wasnโ€™t profitable and as a public service it can be damned

03.03.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like a very recent change, last few weeks seems right. My text messages are all signed off with Edited now

03.03.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a reformed internet engagement addict, I wish them all luck in realizing itโ€™s not worth it

03.03.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can tell bluesky is getting worse and becoming a โ€œrealโ€ social media because itโ€™s getting easier to find โ€œposts >20 times a dayโ€ people than ever

03.03.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm also realizing now that i'm arguing with an internet engagement addict. so i'm going to mute this since it'd be irresponsible to feed into someones addiction.

03.03.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry, its clear now that you took my 'everything is rented' to be specifically about homes and not all the other objects in existence. Although your chart shows home ownership hasn't improved in nearing 50 years now, i still recommend you go outside to see how everything is now existing at rent

03.03.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see this is more believable to me than boredom

03.03.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's ok, youll get to watch that number begin to plummet soon.

03.03.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes, i understand that now. no issue with you, i enjoy getting to talk politics with people who arent poisoned by it

03.03.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i imagine that during that 1999-2003 rise of mortgage that would ultimately help crash the economy, you would be here arguing "its getting better" but it wasn't. it turns out these markers aren't the meaningful ones.

03.03.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is a wonderful post. thank you so much.

according to this chart, home ownership hasn't gotten "better" since 1975. but it did get "better" during the exact period of the subprime mortgage bubble, until that fell apart- really bringing contradiction to the term "homeowner" if they lost it

03.03.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think you should go outside if you donโ€™t recognize the rental economy

03.03.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So to make the case that things are โ€œeasier than everโ€- itโ€™s also easier than ever to lose everything because everything has adjusted into a rental state. You rent everything. You own very little. Access is improved, but ownership hasnโ€™t. And the latter is what makes a life stable.

03.03.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well let me put it this way about that analysis, if you killed everyone below the median, the median marker would improve. That right there is a problem with looking at it that way.

You can say technology is better than ever before, but so is the exploitative markets (housing, gambling, medicine)

03.03.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0