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Elaine Scattermoon πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ

@scattermoon.bsky.social

Elaine, from the Internet. Trans, Scottish, Tired. @scattermoon on Twitter. I did that thread that one time.

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Latest posts by scattermoon.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not that I mind.

17.07.2023 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Managed to escape a chugger at the bus stop just now - she came up to me, started her pitch, and then said "oh sorry I think you're too young you're in your 20s aren't you" and you can bet my 36 year old ass said "yes"

17.07.2023 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

if i keep this up will i get fired

11.07.2023 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they should Death of Stalin it and give everyone UK/US accents that vaguely correspond. As Napoleon sounded Corsican IRL, he should therefore have a Northern Irish accent.

11.07.2023 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kiln in the name of

11.07.2023 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to rename myself 'Emotions'.

11.07.2023 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Confirmation today that World Athletics treatment of Caster Semenya crossed the line and became an abuse of human rights:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/sport/caster-semenya-wins-appeal-discriminatory-testosterone-limit-spt-intl/index.html

11.07.2023 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Watching Twitter’s functionality for disaster communication crumble before our eyes is real unfortunate.

11.07.2023 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

that dress looks *incredible* on you

11.07.2023 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!

10.07.2023 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 25

I hope the Napoleon films begins with a screen reading

June, 1815, Napoleon is master of Europe and only the British army stands before him – battlefields are now battlefields.

11.07.2023 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yup, my discord has a load of trans people and almost nobody who transitioned in the last five years

10.07.2023 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this. What's the trans version of a retirement home?

10.07.2023 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Petition to change all Fraktur font to Octopuss

10.07.2023 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers:

"my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of  a hot dog with mustard

and

"if you honk at me i will kill myself"

the back of a grey car. there is an anime girl sticker on the back window. there are two bumper stickers: "my other car is a hot dog" above a picture of a hot dog with mustard and "if you honk at me i will kill myself"

someone get this person a bluesky invite

09.07.2023 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1633    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 12

I love that someone thought this was Dad's Army

10.07.2023 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don't look back in Stavanger

10.07.2023 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you made me proud

10.07.2023 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Captain Dad (Sisko), not Captain Daddy (Pike)

09.07.2023 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introducing someone to a certain show with

"Enjoy the adventures of: Captain Dad, Traumatised Military Dyke, Trans Science Thot, Slutty Medical Twink, Goo Cop, Eternally Suffering Irishman, Capitalist Gremlin, Pope Karen, and Gay Alien Spy"

09.07.2023 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Glasgow summer feels like London summer this year so I presume London summer feels like Rome summer and god help Rome.

09.07.2023 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Different sites for different things. This can be where you get really into watching professional korfball, for example.

09.07.2023 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"High & I"

09.07.2023 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, and what's more, when my gf listens to podcasts as she works/cooks, I can't process any other sounds either

09.07.2023 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone has probably already done this but hey.

09.07.2023 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just meowed at me until I let them into my lap and then they curled up and fell asleep happily. I adore them and want nothing bad to ever happen to them.

09.07.2023 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elaine smiling at the camera on front of a large glass house in a park, she is wearing a flowery summer dress.

Elaine smiling at the camera on front of a large glass house in a park, she is wearing a flowery summer dress.

It's very sunny and warm today in Glasgow

09.07.2023 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rufus the pig with very furry farrah fawcett ears

Rufus the pig with very furry farrah fawcett ears

follow me for more fancy pig

09.07.2023 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

And quite frankly if this app is to have a future it will need to cater to these communities that are using it rather than to the wider community who are largely going to Threads anyway. Recognise your audience while you still have them.

09.07.2023 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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