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Brandon Masters

@mastersthepen.bsky.social

I dabble in writing. I work with You Don’t Read Comics. I am also a loving single father of one chaotic young boy doing his best to get by. Him/he/his

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Long sleeves and a micro miniskirt? Scandalous.

03.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aerial looks the closest to normal, but I think that’s because Aerial was purposely given non standard Gundam proportions in the first place.

03.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It doesn’t help that the tiny wings look hilarious, and they don’t quite fit the animation style.

03.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So, cocaine?

03.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That would be a fucking hilarious anthology show.

“I get my one phone call, but I’ve been isekai’d”

03.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Welp. Guess I should install this baby then.

03.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment
- dont believe anything the govt says about progress
- no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war
- the war needs to be ended
- the media is not your ally and they love war

03.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 1481    🔁 415    💬 25    📌 18

John Byrne: on it! Can I have him make out with an underage girl too?

03.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is AI the first invention that the ruling class has to beg people daily to actually adopt before their entire fake economy collapses?

03.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 85    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 1
x copy holding a sword

x copy holding a sword

today on things only I care about

03.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 168    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

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[the machine explodes]
Donatello: [sips coffee] damn good cup of joe.

02.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 7696    🔁 1832    💬 51    📌 41

Hell, Zatarans sells a box that does it for you with meat. I made some last week, and I’m gonna do it again with veggies and meat.

02.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seriously, my mom is the one who fostered my love of Trek and I blame her for the uber nerd I am today.

02.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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…rope burns?

02.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I feel this contains all I need to say to that. In an early-2000s format, too!

02.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
In the Voyager holodeck, within the Forest of Foerver, we see the children's fairy tale character Flotter standing with his hands on his hips. Young Naomi Wildman stands to the right of him, while a dumbfounded Elmo (of Sesame Street) stands to the right of her.

In the Voyager holodeck, within the Forest of Foerver, we see the children's fairy tale character Flotter standing with his hands on his hips. Young Naomi Wildman stands to the right of him, while a dumbfounded Elmo (of Sesame Street) stands to the right of her.

Day 132 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
#TheMuppets #SesameStreet

02.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 99    🔁 21    💬 6    📌 2
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Prize Fighter Heavyweight Edition (1996) (BIN,CUE) (Saturn) : Digital Pictures : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive In 1995, Digital Pictures began development on what would become PrizeFighter - Heavyweight Edition for the Sega Saturn.  Intended for release in 1996, it...

Heads up! When I acquired the rights to the Digital Pictures game library, @tylerhogle.bsky.social and I found the unreleased SEGA Saturn version of Prize Fighter Heavyweight Edition. It's now been preserved online and can be downloaded for free at archive.org/details/priz...

02.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 65    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 4

Looking good, sir!

And you too, Nick.

02.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The money would also be used to:

-Reverse the cuts to Medicaid

- Raise the minimum salary of every public school teacher to $60,000

- Expand Medicare to cover dental, vision, and hearing for seniors

- Build $850 billion of affordable housing

- Provide universal childcare

02.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 977    🔁 138    💬 4    📌 5

BREAKING: Today Bernie Sanders is proposing new legislation to raise $4.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires — a move that would virtually cut their massive fortunes in half.

A chunk of the money raised would go toward sending a $3K stimulus check to every person earning under $150K.

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Is that Steve Gutenberg holding twin pistols like he‘s afraid they’re gonna explode?

02.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I work for a call center, and I die inside whenever I’m asked to listen to one of mine for quality assurance.

02.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Korone desperately tries to prevent Okayu from hearing about One More Day. Okayu does not know.

Korone desperately tries to prevent Okayu from hearing about One More Day. Okayu does not know.

02.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t wait to see Marvel try and get the Devil to break up this Spider/MJ relationship too!

02.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tom Holland and Zendaya are now married, says stylist Law Roach

(via: @accesshollywood.bsky.social)

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That was my thinking. Shit’s worse than we could have dreamed.

02.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0