Brandon Masters

Honestly, same. Life got in the way years ago, so I will have to restart.

You’ve got Char, I’ve got my own crazy blonde rival I’m a little unwell over.

Picture of a baby elephant under the words: "At birth, baby elephants weigh about 250 pounds. Making them the biggest babies on Earth right next to white cis males who feel they are being oppressed."

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

It’s obviously a prequel tragedy over how they fell out and ends with Skeletor getting acid splashed in his face or whatever his origin for the skull face was.

I mean, shuttles must be easy as hell to make or repair. Lord knows how many Voyager kept having despite only having a compliment of like 3.

After Dangerous Understaffing Due To DOGE, National Weather Service Hiring 450 People Meteorologists and climate scientists have warned of consequences with fewer workers in crucial positions.

The National Weather Service will hire as many as 450 people after Elon Musk's DOGE gutted the agency, leaving it dangerously understaffed.

“Can't I make you understand

You're having delusions of grandeur? NYEEEEEEEEH!”

Skeletor flying majestically over the crowd, arms waving wide.

Oh yeah, and sometimes you’re dealing with postage stamp videos from when someone ripped a laserdisc or rental VHS tape.

Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"

papaya the grey hooded rat sitting and munching on a dried meal worm with her eyes bulging out happily

papaya the grey and white hooded rat sitting taking a break from munching on her worm to look up at the camera with her eyes bulging out happily

got no space for brains because is full of love

The Art of Seduction... with Ann (oh no!)

#comic #persona #hayseydraws

Wonder what extra chapters Tokita got to make, if any. It would be nice to see the manga with good quality scans and a translation I didn’t half ass lol

I made sure the books in my household were given to my ex when the divorce was finalized. She bought them, she read them, I wanted nothing to do with them.

She may have left them behind when she ditched me, the kid, and our pets… but no. She can take that crap with her.

Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺

The back workstation cardboard? I am so doomed.

How soon until the internet convinces the robot that Hitler is the best guy and that screaming slurs is communicating?

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

cartoon mash up of Superman with Manos Hands of Fate. Number 4 Super Robot is dressed as Torgo

Cartoon: SuperManos. Sometimes I get ideas :)

Yes! They tried to flesh out the Klingons before the rest of the franchise tried to, and it was actually kinda fun.

And it almost fits if you squint and tilt your head.

a cartoon of a man in a dome looking out of it ALT: a cartoon of a man in a dome looking out of it

He’s going to the angry dome.

The old holding hands meme: Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in: Taking the wrong lesson from every success

More like “I once sold a thing called a book. I don’t know what’s in them though.” at this point.

And his secondary power, making everyone shout his name when he walked into a bar.

Once again, my fellow nerds, I am begging you to remember that giving into bullies only guarantees they'll be back.

You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.

When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, you know?

And it wouldn’t matter! Now I gotta be careful!?

I’m sorry, man. There’s never a good time to have to…

…stop catching on fire.

One of my favorite Friends jokes.

My best friend who watches Maddow just called to tell me that she landed the plane and plainly stated that the US is currently being ruled by a consolidating authoritarian regime. Not that it is 'descending into' etc etc but that it is here. Maybe this will move more liberals to say the same.

Many times for “therapy” in the early 90s. It was weird. He also wiped Magneto’s mind too, which resulted in Onslaught.

Then there was the time he actually explicitly SA’d his students while EVIL. He was The Entity, one of Xavier’s many evil halves. What the fuck, man.

Ok, I misread the title for a good second…

Yep, August 4th 1985!

And thanks!