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Qantas International Lounge gentrifying the sausage sizzle. Still FIFOs will likely approve and international travellers can get a taste of Straya (Todd)

Trump Imposes Tariffs On The Hutt River Province | The Bell Tower Times In a sign Trump has lost the plot, the president has included the now defunct Hutt River Province in his long list of nations & territories that will be

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NOWHERE (existing or not) is safe!

Real Western Australians never clean bore water stains off their property or car

Raygun Reveals Her Next Big Move: Stealing Christmas | The Bell Tower Times After her legal team gave a small comedy club owner the gift of a $10,000 demand, Raygun has allegedly turned her attention to the next stage of her plan.

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Raygun no!

Woolworths Gift Employees Company Branded Ankle Monitors For Xmas | The Bell Tower Times Woolworths has got into the Xmas spirit by gifting its employees a little something-something that will let them know they are thinking about them over the

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Just a little something to show its employees that Woolworths is thinking about them over Xmas. Their every move. Every day.

Commonwealth Bank To Charge $3 Fee To Customers Withdrawing $500 From An ATM At 10pm On A Friday | The Bell Tower Times Commonwealth Bank has sensationally backflipped on a plan to slug customers a $3 fee for withdrawing their money via branch or post office after severe public

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BREAKING NEWS: Commonwealth Bank has sensationally backflipped on its original plan. Instead going after a customer base they know won't even notice

A chain of pubs I never go to has made a financial decision to not promote Australia Day. Better cancel all my plans and argue with strangers on the internet all day about it

Experts Beg Albanese To Include LinkedIn In Under 16s Social Media Ban After Another Post About What Wife Giving Birth Taught CEO About B2B Sales Emerges | The Bell Tower Times Experts who have largely doubted the effectiveness of an under 16s social media ban on reducing harm have rallied together to agree that one social media

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The kids don't need to be exposed to that sort of thing

Cricket Australia Blames Justin Langer For Australia’s Embarrassing Test Shellacking | The Bell Tower Times Cricket Australia has released a statement levelling the entire blame for Australia’s shameful effort in the first test against former coach Justin

FULL REPORT: www.thebelltowertimes.com/cricket-aust...

Cricket Australia have made it clear that it wasn't the players fault, it was Justin Langers

Bunnings Blames Facial Recognition Camera Ban After David Warner Managed To Infiltrate Sandpaper Aisle In Perth | The Bell Tower Times Bunnings has issued a grovelling apology after it was revealed David Warner managed to infiltrate the sandpaper aisle at a Perth store this morning.

FULL REPORT: thebelltowertimes.com/bunnings-blames-facial-recognition-camera-ban-after-david-warner-managed-to-infiltrate-sandpaper-aisle-in-perth/

BREAKING NEWS

This photo screams "automated cyber dump-trucks"

Disaster As Coles Accidently Leaves Original Explanation For Its Behaviour Behind Its Special Submission To The ACCC | The Bell Tower Times Retail giant Coles has been left red-faced after accidently forgetting to remove the original excuse for its price gouging antics behind its official

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Coles has been left red-faced after accidently leaving the original submission for its behaviour behind its official submission to the ACCC!

ACCC Recommends Woolworths Be Stripped Of Its Nickname Until It Redeems Itself To The Aussie Public | The Bell Tower Times The ACCC Inquiry has made the bold move of making a recommendation before the Inquiry has even been finalised.

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An Aussie nickname is an honour Woolworths and you've been dogging Aussies for some time now. Coles doesn't even have a nickname

The official eyewear of the bloke who still goes to Leavers 8 years after not finishing high school

So reading after 18 months of works the "smart freeway" on the Mitchell is set to save commuters a whopping 7 minutes by managing merging better. Alas, the plan has one fatal flaw!

Could've just banned Camry drivers for the same 7 minute saving.

How are we all liking Bluesky? Pretty refreshing not to be bombarded with Elon's every thought, OF plugs and crypto scams

Interesting.

Mineral Resources Follow Eagles' Lead And Blame Simmo For Their Recent Performance | The Bell Tower Times Mineral Resources has been mauled in the news lately for a string of controversies involving its CEO. In turn, this has lead to the share price halving since

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Using Simmo as a scapegoat sure beats looking deeper into what happened

The Bunbury decoration mastermind does it again 🤙(Janet)

Cartel Offer Alan Joyce A Job After Hearing His Reputation For Sending Bags To Every Corner Of The G... An unexpected job offer has come Alan Joyce’s way from Sinaola in Mexico after the Cartel heard the CEO would be stepping down from his role at Qantas early.

BREAKING: A Mexican Cartel has offered Alan Joyce a job after hearing about his reputation for sending bags to every corner of the globe. Full report: bit.ly/3r1Lcrm