@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
My bones never hardened, but my spirit did
Another locked coffee morning #gaychastity #teamlocked #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
23.07.2025 08:43 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Time for two truths and a lie:
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee
13.07.2025 09:56 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu #theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday #gaybdl #pikapikabitches
04.07.2025 11:50 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The third pie definitely was too much for my shirt to hold, but I cleaned up and got ready for more ;-)
02.07.2025 09:12 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This is what losing a game on UMD looks like #gaywam #pieintheface #theresmoretoitthanthisipromise
02.07.2025 09:11 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Caffeine is my reckoning…getting hard is not :-p #gaychastity #gaysinskirts #teamlocked
02.07.2025 08:30 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Already 1 in the books ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
30.06.2025 08:58 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug #gaypup #heysometimeslifeishardok
30.06.2025 08:43 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coffee anyone? #gaychastity #teamlocked #idefinitelymadeafullpotfortoday
27.06.2025 08:40 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Been a minute, but I’m still clowny #gayclown #teamlocked #hyuckhyuckhyuck
20.06.2025 17:37 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0THANK YOU!!! …I couldn’t remember telegram :-p I am now scruffyunicorn on there as well
17.06.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03 things:
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
Now that Skype is gone, what else do people use for video calls? Can’t take a pie in the face on cam for you guys without one ;-p
17.06.2025 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
This is what I get for going back on UMD #gaywam #pieintheface #replacedmyhatwithapiehat
17.06.2025 13:23 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Not quite awake yet, but even I can tell these panties aren’t doing much to hide what’s underneath #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaypanties #sorryittooklongerthanithoughttoheal
17.06.2025 12:48 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes very ;-p
17.06.2025 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Was really hoping my knee would be better by now. Oh well, back to posting…with coffee #gaybdl #imsurprisedcoffeehasntfixeditalready
13.05.2025 12:14 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Feeling extra pretty today Bluesky ;-) #gaysinskirts #gaypanties #dontworrymycoffeeisjustoutofframe
25.04.2025 08:31 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey sometimes a guys gotta see, even at the expense of messy sneakers
23.04.2025 08:56 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well that didn’t take long
23.04.2025 08:45 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just here waiting…;-) #gaywam #pieintheface
23.04.2025 08:39 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I mean hey it’s Tuesday right? ;-p #gaywam #pieinthefacetuesday #heylookstmebeontimeforsomething
22.04.2025 13:25 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Those are amazing!
22.04.2025 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well after a long vacation, it’s finally back to business as usual :-p #gaypup #coffeehasalmostcuredthejetlag
22.04.2025 08:47 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!!! Hopefully that pie found a good home ;-p
21.04.2025 08:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy fucking jet lag #iloveyouthoughtokyo
19.04.2025 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well that was an insane few weeks. Time for a vacation…but first, coffee :-p #gaybdl #noreallythatwasaninsanefewweeks #noreallyalsoitsalmosttimeforvacation
07.04.2025 08:34 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ready when you are ;-p
14.03.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
