Maybe I am ok
15.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe I am ok
15.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll take one
01.12.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s getting Christmasy…wait what?!? #gaybdl #tistheseasontobepadded
01.12.2025 14:26 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Three! #gaywam #pieintheface
28.10.2025 12:04 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aaaaaand it’s already wet
28.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p #gaybdl #dontworryimstilllockedup #imiasedthisfeelingsomuch
28.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p #gaywam #pieintheface
28.10.2025 11:12 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Well we’re off to a start ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
28.10.2025 10:58 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one! #gaychastity #teamlocked #formeitsalwayscoffeeseason
28.10.2025 09:56 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa #justohiotakeoutproblems
12.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, a creampie ;-) #gaywam #pieintheface
07.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Also a pie sandwich happened ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
07.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pie in the face Tuesday got spicy #gaywam #pieintheface #itgetssomuchbetterdontworry
07.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock #gaychastity #teamlocked #iswearillwakeupatsomepoint
06.10.2025 09:57 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another locked coffee morning #gaychastity #teamlocked #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
23.07.2025 08:43 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Time for two truths and a lie:
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee
13.07.2025 09:56 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu #theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday #gaybdl #pikapikabitches
04.07.2025 11:50 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The third pie definitely was too much for my shirt to hold, but I cleaned up and got ready for more ;-)
02.07.2025 09:12 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This is what losing a game on UMD looks like #gaywam #pieintheface #theresmoretoitthanthisipromise
02.07.2025 09:11 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Caffeine is my reckoning…getting hard is not :-p #gaychastity #gaysinskirts #teamlocked
02.07.2025 08:30 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Already 1 in the books ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
30.06.2025 08:58 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug #gaypup #heysometimeslifeishardok
30.06.2025 08:43 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coffee anyone? #gaychastity #teamlocked #idefinitelymadeafullpotfortoday
27.06.2025 08:40 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Been a minute, but I’m still clowny #gayclown #teamlocked #hyuckhyuckhyuck
20.06.2025 17:37 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0THANK YOU!!! …I couldn’t remember telegram :-p I am now scruffyunicorn on there as well
17.06.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
3 things:
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
Now that Skype is gone, what else do people use for video calls? Can’t take a pie in the face on cam for you guys without one ;-p
17.06.2025 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
