A different breed to you and me, H. We'll never understand.
24.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A different breed to you and me, H. We'll never understand.
24.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I swear they're all a menace, and need locking up
22.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Until now, I had not. Which is probably a testament to their effectiveness
22.02.2026 08:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For pissing on a tree?
20.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Two Word Film Review
Wuthering Shite
Happy #winniethepoohday
18.01.2026 12:04 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0RFK Jr poses with a steak with three birthday candles in it
Man hospitalised with burns to the inside of his mouth after birthday celebrations go horribly wrong
17.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0With the added bonus that your guests can't criticise the food
10.01.2026 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same here. Nothing worse than not being able to enjoy my food because I have to pretend to be interested in someone else's drivel.
10.01.2026 08:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Win Win!
10.01.2026 08:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I had to choose three dinner guests, alive or dead, I'd probably go for dead ones to save on the washing up.
10.01.2026 07:55 — 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0I'd be scared if I met him.
08.01.2026 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Followed 😻
08.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there is, I haven't heard of it.
08.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He grew them himself, and everything 😀
08.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
08.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1In other news, I'm well. And I hope you are too x
01.01.2026 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've just phoned a cab to take me from the fridge to the toilet, so that's my New Year's resolution fucked.
01.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bloody amateur
26.12.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To say I was overwhelmed would be an understatement. IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS DAY YET
24.12.2025 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Valentines cards on display in M&S on Christmas Eve
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS EVE AND STEVE
24.12.2025 11:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Thank you for your confession, my child. I shall stand steadfast
23.12.2025 11:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No. The law is the law.
23.12.2025 11:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Less than 48hrs until I can legally have cheese for breakfast
23.12.2025 10:43 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0One year on from the office party and I'm pleased to announce that me and the photocopier are still together and we're expecting a baby in March.
22.12.2025 10:09 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0It was. Professor Elton's word mangling class, if memory serves me.
19.12.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'll never forget where I was on the day the word sacrifice gained an extra syllable
#totp
Thanks, H. This means a lot
16.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That'll do nicely
16.12.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0