Geraint

It's like Twi**er in reverse

Yer dad wears his Oodie down the garden and pretends he's one of The Traitors

This is a very good point

😃

Yep.

Likewise!

This would be the icing on the gateau.

La plume de ma tante, 😊

2CV

That's how they got through the window

Shoehorn it into conversation before 10am and take the rest of the day off to celebrate

Mais choufleur

Exactalement etc trebuchet!

It's been a slow day, and I could not resist 😊

Headline reads 'louvre heist carried out by petty criminals, prosecutor says'

It's petit, actually

I can dream....

I lived down the road in Brecon for a while. I never ventured up there, though

Thanks H. I truly am a man for all seasons

Thank you 😊

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

In keeping with the retail sector's tradition of merging Christmas, Guy Fawkes' night, and Halloween, I've just thrown a carol singer on a bonfire.

Makes my chest swell with pride

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Two pelicans by a pond in a park

PELICANS
Similar in one respect to British Gas, in that they can both stick their bills up their arses

Good call.

I have lost the will to live

This episode of #TOTP has managed the remarkable feat of starting with Simply Red, then getting worse

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier,
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot

I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”

All is as well as can be expected. Thank you 😊