weird and extra AF.

A French 75 hate to see me coming 😂

What is it about a coke from McDonald’s after a night out that brings you back to life?

I’ve had a devastating fear confirmed today. I’m allergic to onions 😭

Went out last night and I’m scared to sit up. Don’t know if it’s gonna trigger a hangover headache. 😂

Being the cake person for someone’s birthday is beyond stressful. I’m so clumsy. Got the cake in my house. Just need to get it to the restaurant tomorrow. 😂

I’m not allowed to buy another damn pair of sneakers until I wear some. I have shoes that have been sitting in my closet for YEARS I’ve never worn.

Happy Turkey Day y’all!

One of the worst things about getting older is heartburn. That shit is unbearable.

I badly need new pillows. Does anyone have recommendations? #blacksky

The story of that woman who kept putting inappropriate OOO messages blows my mind because what a crazy hill for her to die on 😂😭😭

Had no idea! Know what I’m watching this weekend

When will we all finally admit pedicures are not relaxing? They are simply a means to an end 😂

Someone keeps passing gas on my flight and it’s incredibly upsetting

I’ve never understood cheating. Never in my life have I been so horny or drunk I’d cheat on a partner. If I’m in either of those states, the only person I’d be thinking about was the partner. Not some random person I just met or someone that’s been consistently trying to get with me.

The positive of cold weather is getting to put that shit on and layer comfortably

I respect it. 😂 Never fully seen it either and have been judged for it

Going to Minneapolis tomorrow for a conference this week and it’ll be highs in the mid-30s and lows in the mid-20s. I legit don’t know the last time I experienced weather that cold.

Had a time last NIGHT. Wow. 😂

Where the black ppl on here that like to take trips? #blacksky

Every damn Friday I’m working past 5 and that doesn’t sit well in my spirit.

Like I want this to be a thing cuz I feel like I can’t support twitter anymore but damn 😂

Waiting for all my friends to come over from Twitter 😔 #blacksky

Same. It’s not cute 😂

How y’all don’t change your smoke detector battery? The beeping would drive me insane.

This feels weird…but kinda cool? Very nostalgic.