Duff Goldman

Sometimes when I’m sitting on the can playing solitaire I envision myself in some weird vegas-like solitaire tournament and two commentators analyze every move I make and whisper their thoughts to eachother thinking that I can’t hear them, but I can. Happy Friday!

Look how thin this phyllo dough is

That looks outstanding

Watched “Taxi Driver” last night. I forgot what a work of art that movie is. Like a love letter to gritty 70’s NYC.

Hey that looks great!

Happy new year!

That’s assist. You’re making grandiose assumptions about wookie physiology and digestion. You don’t know if wookies have buttholes. They might have a system like a sea cucumber where they poop and eat from the same hole. Or they might fart out of their mouths like hippos. Do your research! 🙄 #mtfbwy

My Blue Heaven. Steve Martin, Rick Moranis, Joan Cusack. Comedy gold.

Imma say dinner food for breakfast. Most of the rest of the world eats savory stuff in the morning. Deli meat, shakshuka, steak and eggs, room temperature pizza, etc. Not to mention the typical American breakfast is 148% sugar and designed by companies that sell corn and wheat. Eat some dang fish!

Dude. Chi-Chi’s was my jam. I judge all refried beans by chi-chi’s. And they are all found wanting.

omg perfect

I have to say, the no headphones phone speaker thing drives me crazy. Like, aren’t you embarrassed? I always say something, and when I do people are so offended that I politely asked them to mute their phone. I just stay polite and keep asking. I enjoy people being mystified by courtesy.

There’s a little history professor who lives in my head and every time I see “ancient aliens” or other such nonsense on a channel meant for learning/docs he sighs, pushes up his glasses, shakes his head and mutters something into his tea.

One of my friends (a musician) says that aside from a couple choice songs, he thinks everything the Beatles wrote sounds like a nursery rhyme.

Trying to gain control of my black and white cookie frosting. These came out cute but they need a little tinkerin’