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The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

I don’t remember this one

Frank Laslett saying “vigorous” in slow motion is still something that haunts my brain on the regular.

Omg ALWAYS that man was FINEEEE

This would be a million times more interesting than the original premise

Also there’s a lovely scene where Matthew Fox gets out of bed naked and wraps a towel around himself and I’m forced to remember that when Lost ended he came to London to do a play and my coworker/friend claimed she fucked him.
And it was short but thick.

I’ve been binge watching Lost and lmao at these non-brand chocolates in the vending machine

Billy Porter is the new Emcee in Cabaret

Happens to the best of us

Do I have to do everything myself?

Flat hunt update:

So on a whim I watched the original animated Cinderella on Disney+, and just I got to thinking that if they had been doing the big celebrity names doing voices things back then, I’m sure Cinderella would’ve been voiced by Marilyn Monroe.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

New parody song for the act

IYGIYGI

When Joan Armatrading sang:

"Some days the bear will eat you
Some days you'll eat the bear"

I felt that.

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When Joan Armatrading sang:

"Left with longing from misspent passion
With one more human to despise."

I felt that.

You know, not enough meals have a bay leaf in them.

In a relationship, one of you is usually the au gratin and one of you is usually the potato.

I’m looking for my potato.

I have the desperate urge to wrap up with some tea and toast and watch something along the lines of "Mahogany" or "The Eyes Of Laura Mars" but I can’t choose those because I’ve seen them each too many times.

I have that book!
My cock looks best as the aliens nose

Maybe I’ll just navigate Bluesky by posting all those hit tweets that inevitably got reposted by different accounts and blew up again every 6-12 months

Big I made plans but now I don’t wanna leave the house vibes

I need to book a day off work so that I can cross reference all my follows and followers from the other place to here.

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Green Triangle always and forever

Really hoping this ain’t us in 6 months… #bluesky