Magnepoo: Excremancer Supreme

I did it but not because you told me to. But because you're a good friend.

Real fuckin dweeb

Zach Bryan 🤝 my 4yo
Getting me to listen to country music

Whatever drug helps me love myself. Ty

And then you have a kid and the credit cards look at you like my dogs look at the grass I just told them not to eat

My kid is watching a show with the following line "marty it looks like maverick has been taking care of your hole."

My kid is watching a show with the following line "marty it looks like maverick has been taking care of your hole."

When she pulls it back for her surprise

I'm saying like

Ok but in astronomical terms, the towers were basically right next to the planes the whole time.

Hey everyone it's ya boi, shitlord, and I hope you all had a good week and have a wonderful weekend.

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Hai

So hype for WoW: Midnight. New changes look amazing.

Who up ranging they goon?

To the tune of Fly by Sugar Ray:
Iiiiiii just want to die

At the amusement park with my son and my wife. Which means I'm a glorified water fountain.

OH YES ACTUALLY!!!

From your back pull your knees toward your chest and do circles with them as together as they can be. Works for the little guy literally every time

Image of me holding up the box for the Lego Game Boy

Who up Gaming they Boy?

You got any loving myself?

reposting myself to feel something

alphabet soup was my first taste of literature

She mash on my taters till I garlic her gravy

I still think those cars look cool fwiw

Me, and my fuckass self in high school:

Boarder patrol is legally obligated to thumb wrestle you if you say "thumb war" when they ask if you have anything to declare

That's uncle on my dad's mom's side

starting a true crime podcast except i’m the one doing the crime