Miss Nyx

a man in a storm trooper uniform says we 're fine we 're all fine here now thank you ALT: a man in a storm trooper uniform says we 're fine we 're all fine here now thank you

Me in the National Security team group chat

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28.02.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just wanna cry. Just crawl into bed and bawl, full-on ugly cry until I’m dehydrated and go to sleep.

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He's preparing to do something really bad.

15.02.2025 20:23 — 👍 9902    🔁 2437    💬 997    📌 259

👇🏻👇🏻

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New Yorker cover from November 2016 showing a guy on the subway reading a newspaper with the headlines "oh, sweet Jesus please God, no "and "anything but that" and "come on."

♻️

15.01.2025 07:01 — 👍 35864    🔁 5808    💬 307    📌 274

them: why did you pick the lock

italians: gnocchi

17.12.2024 02:59 — 👍 2876    🔁 240    💬 81    📌 16

I like my government how I like my coffee - not in my vagina.

10.12.2024 13:55 — 👍 1800    🔁 216    💬 55    📌 19

06.12.2024 12:11 — 👍 1746    🔁 288    💬 41    📌 7

I shouldn’t have to force myself to breathe or I’ll scream or cry the entirety of a work meeting.

05.12.2024 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never want to leave my bed. 🐈‍⬛

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