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Patrick Smyth

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Python, Lisp, data, docs, teaching, security, accessibility. Not necessarily in that order. Also weird old books, music, cooking. devrel at Chainguard. [bridged from https://fosstodon.org/@patric on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

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@moira You can also cover it in coca cola and leave it overnight, really brings out the color.

16.08.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I Want to Love Linux. It Doesn’t Love Me Back: Post 1 – Built for Control, But Not for People β€” fireborn

Another great post in the I Want to Love Linux series, this time about Wayland #accessibility:

https://fireborn.mataroa.blog/blog/i-want-to-love-linux-it-doesnt-love-me-back-post-4-wayland-is-growing-up-and-now-we-dont-have-a-choice/
#a11 #linux #gnome

19.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Zen of Task Management with Org I don't use Org Mode to be more productive, but to achieve a kind of "ataraxia" (i.e. a "lucid state of robust equanimity" according to Wikipedia) about the things I have to do: pay my bills on time and enjoy concentrating on my work. After more than 15 years of refining my Org configuration, I can't say it's perfect, but it's stable and comfortable enough that I think it might be useful to others.

The Zen of Task Management with #Orgmode (in #Emacs)

https://bzg.fr/en/the-zen-of-task-management-with-org/

20.04.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You guys know Clarissa, right? That doorstop by Richardson? *crickets*

OK let me start again. There's this really long book. Not much happens. It's the perfect read for 2025! And some folks from my alma mater are doing a reading group on Substack, reading the letters from the book on the dates […]

22.03.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Candle auctions are still held today as a form of tradition. In Chedzoy ... , a plot of church land is sold by candle auction once every 21 years. In Tatworth, a 6-acre (24,000 m2) plot is auctioned by candle once per year. In Leigh, Dorset, two pieces of land, Alton Mead and Bere (or Beer) […]

11.01.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love landing on one of those #apache or (less common but possible) #nginx pages that is a list of files and directories. Happens less often these days

https://cwiki.apache.org/confluence/pages/viewpage.action?pageId=115522289#DirectoryListings-DirectoryIndexes
#web #internet #old

13.12.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lists and Lists A tutorial in which a genie teaches you the basics of a simplified version of LISP. [--blurb from The Z-Files Catalogue]

This game is a weird historical curiosity. Interactive fiction game where a genie teaches you #lisp

https://ifdb.org/viewgame?id=zj3ie12ewi1mrj1t

I think @zarfeblong coded a Lisp interpreter in z machine. for this.

#functional #interactivefiction

08.12.2024 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gary Dahl came up with the idea in a bar while listening to his friends complain about their pets; this gave him the idea for the perfect "pet": a rock. [2] A rock would not need to be fed, walked, bathed, or groomed, and it would not die, become sick, or be disobedient. Dahl said that they […]

08.12.2024 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Simplenetes.io

@riaschissl

Here is an archived version if you'd like to poke around:

https://web.archive.org/web/20230304024607/http://simplenetes.io/

#wayback

07.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WTF #kubernetes in like 17k lines of bash #devops #weird

https://github.com/simplenetes-io/simplenetes?tab=readme-ov-file#simplenetes---magic-free-clusters

07.12.2024 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I fixed my lactose intolerance -- by chugging ALL the lactose
My newfound dark academia knowledge: chug lactose for 2 weeks while your body cries out begging to rend your soul asunder.Don't do it. Or do, I'm not your pa... I fixed my lactose intolerance -- by chugging ALL the lactose

Very amusing video. I fixed my lactose intolerence by eating all the lactose"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90rEkbx95w

30.11.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just discovered the forgotten websites subreddit. Pretty entertaining

https://www.reddit.com/r/forgottenwebsites/

This parody chemical company website is the kind of stuff you get. Pretty weird/droll

https://www.alliedchemical.com/

#indieweb #webrings #old #internet #reddit

29.11.2024 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Lowlander Great compositions produced with vivid tone colours and floating in a warm reverb... some of it reminiscent of a calming sanctuary hub in an otherwise dangerous computer game. Favorite track: Ritual of the Moon." […]

29.11.2024 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

https://everything2.com/node/2208847?lastnode_id=0

28.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let us assume ... that you just hate grass. You have a lawn, and you want to have a lawn't. Your disgust and loathing for the entire notion of lawns burns with the heat of a thousand suns, and you have found yourself in possession of a soulless plot of monoculture ornamental grass, in a […]

28.11.2024 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kubernetes is hard sometimes.

#k8s #devops

26.11.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard about a historical event called "Disco Demolition night" where they blew up a crate of disco records on an MLB field and folks started rioting O.o https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night #weird #music #disco #mlb

25.11.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We've got a Learning Lab tomorrow on chainguard's #Python container image. Switching your #flask, #django, or #openai app over will drop you down to ~0 known vulnerabilities just by using a different base image. We'll go into depth on it tomorrow at 12 EST […]

18.11.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did a deep dive on where the Grype container scanner's data comes from. We also build Grype's DB with their open tooling https://dev.to/chainguard/deep-dive-where-does-grype-data-come-from-n9e

#foss #security #cve #devops

13.11.2024 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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