Jeff Kay @jeffkay - Bluesky Profile

I don't like sitting in somebody else's warmth.

23.11.2024 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #901,522, Jeff Kay ‪@jeffkay.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 7, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #901,522!

28.09.2024 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm no Don Johnson, you know.

16.07.2024 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are saying, "I'll take 100 degrees over a foot of snow, any day." But I have room enough in my heart to hate both.

15.06.2024 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Hits different" should be near retirement, right?

28.05.2024 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How come you never hear anyone use the greeting "Getting any?" anymore?

08.05.2024 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lengthy stint in prison, at the very least.

06.05.2024 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to tap into my Six Sigma training to wash all those dinner dishes. Good Lord.

28.04.2024 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How come we don't hear much about deviled ham anymore?

23.04.2024 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it will take me about 250 years to read all the books I own. I'm not sure I'll make it.

17.04.2024 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What happened to all the J.D. Salinger books everyone thought would be released after he died?

13.04.2024 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't understand all the eclipse hubbub. I've seen dark.

06.04.2024 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could always eat a full meal or sleep for several hours. And that includes immediately after eating a full meal or sleeping for several hours.

12.02.2024 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone needs to update their Castillos.

26.12.2023 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I ever get a cat, I'll name him Raymond Purr.

19.10.2023 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't trust baby carrots. I think there's more to the story.

18.10.2023 14:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeff Kay