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Nichole Kiuchi

@stoutandporter.bsky.social

Living the kid-free life with a drink in hand and a passport in the other

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Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record

Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record

Airspeed

xkcd.com/3161/

30.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2452    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3
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Sometimes you find street art that just gets you

04.11.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Attitude lies somewhere between emotion and logic. It's that curious mix of optimism and determination that enables you to maintain a positive outlook and to continue plodding in the face of the most adverse circumstances."

10.05.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other peopleβ€”especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

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Last time the U.S. invaded Canada, the White House ended up burned down. Don’t mistake politeness for passivity, you hoser.

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Fuji-san helped us bring in the new year

04.01.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Skew-T Log-P xkcd.com/3032

02.01.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1931    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 47
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Time to level up!

26.12.2024 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes even the best of people make poor decisions

17.12.2024 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect holiday gift for you and 40 of your closest friends!
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11.12.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for this holiday season remember to love yourself as much as this town loves convoluted highway exchanges in the midst of incomprehensible parking lots

03.12.2024 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

that’s football, friends.

that is simply football

06.12.2024 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't watch the game live but just caught the highlights. Go Lions! All grit there!!

06.12.2024 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 3...we've lost track of what day of the week it is

01.12.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I swear there is pie there somewhere

30.11.2024 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Humans,
Please develop critical thinking.
Thanks,
God

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What a moment for Marta.

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Here we go!

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