GET TOP(S) ON THE PHONE!!!

Democrats only know how to be late AF

This took me a second but you ate that. 🤣

Fuck Ebro (as long as he doesn't talk too much)

No marry.

The other 2 can go.

Y'all still having all of these expectations of democrats to actually do anything against fascism is (for lack of a better word) precious.

And yet that's basically what's happening, so...

I honestly feel like, if you can't have a good time in New Orleans, you can't a good time anywhere.

Kid said you're not gonna have them out here putting on free mini-concerts for your friends. 🤪🤣

I see the bots have, indeed, made it over to bluesky, because...??? 💀

The ArchAndroid...probably my all-time favorite album.

(I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)

A go-to on thot nights out for me

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sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"

(Never mind that Germany didn't even do a good job of that...)

The US would never be bothered to even try

This doesn't seem like a real segment, but I enjoyed it regardless lol

Unloaded the entire clip lol

Protesters carry a mock guillotine.

Chicago.

The whole "no kings" things is so funny to me. Because y'all are obviously lying your asses off. You love "kings" when they're blue.

Liberals just be saying shit lol

"if Kamala won we'd be at brunch" has reared its ugly, corny ass head like shit today.

...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛

#Chicago never dissapoints

*screenshots this*

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The incessant emphasis on everyone "needing" to go to college, rather than advocating for a world where getting a degree isn't needed for accessing a basic quality of life and access to knowledge, is one of Kim's takes that leaves me scratching my head.

Society literally NEEDS people in the trades.

Nelly.

Easy.

The Amish love a good dungeon party when no one's watching?

I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about lol

Absolutely not.

Any "sexiest accent" list that doesn't include New Orleans is rage bait and shouldn't be taken seriously.

Period. End of story.

In my case, even the actual dads in my orbit are still Daddy as far as I'm concerned. 😌

Yes. The two extra letters are crucial in my world. 😏

I'll never want for anything TBH

Ass