Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

i keep thinking about the "eat what she wants". it's kind of haunting me

D.C. United season preview via depth chart In-depth coverage of the Washington Spirit and D.C. United

Green Line Soccer is the kind of site that will write 4,400+ words about the team that finished in dead last in MLS in 2025, before they've played a single real game in 2026.

It's a season preview, it's a depth chart, and it's a monster.

Every time I read Jason’s work I learn something

A drawing of the J.League King, who is smiling. The King, pumping one fist in the air while wearing a white shirt with a J on it, a red cape, and blue shorts, has a soccer ball for a head and a crown.

Trying not to flood everyone's TL with replies but I'm genuinely overwhelmed by the replies here, and also by the number of emails from Ghost telling me there's a new subscriber.

Thank you all, this response has absolutely surpassed expectations. Currently feeling like this:

‼️‼️‼️ Renee Good did NOT deserve to have her brains blown out in front of her dog for not complying with armed vigilantes who were terrorizing HER community.

You simply arrest, fine and release.

YOU DO NOT MURDER!
ARREST ICE AGENT ROSS NOW ‼️‼️‼️

Gold Hair, Gold Dress, Gold Medal: Alysa Liu Radiates Joy As Olympic Champion Four years after retiring at 16, the U.S. star has dazzled the figure skating world with endless exuberance and a penchant for the biggest stage.

"If she leaned into joy any harder, the j would touch the y."

Green Line Soccer update: I get an email for every paid subscription, & enough of you are paying money for words that finding emails about Not This is tough. Not complaining, very grateful!

Sometime tonight, a DCU season preview via depth chart analysis will be in your inbox the moment it's done

woke 2 is gonna be so sick

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USWNT SheBelieves Cup roster: Three thoughts on Emma Hayes' squad U.S. women’s national team head coach Emma Hayes has named a 26-player roster for the 2026 SheBelieves Cup.

IBelieve that we have a SheBelieves roster

Seen on that other site...😆
What's really in the Epstein files!

Thomas Frank must pay for making me suffer the indignity of celebrating a stoppage time Manchester United goal

A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads “Alt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The “Babes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

It takes a while to #sinkin for some !!

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the shipping person at Deschutes emailed to say that they’re delaying my shipment due to temperatures and I replied back to thank them for not sending me frozen beer and mentioned offhand that their NA was a big part of my sobriety and she wrote me this lovely email back

A goalkeeper goal (with a header, no less) on the last play of the game - the whole league stage - to jump the elimination line?

That's some strong stuff.

And Real Madrid fall to ninth.

Super League resurrection chatter how soon?

Gabi Zanotti, near 41, scored the goal to lift Corinthians past Gotham and into the FIFA Women's Champions Cup final. Zanotti played NCAA D2 at Franklin Pierce + amateur USL W-League in the US (we briefly crossed paths) then 15 years of mostly domestic play in Brazil w/o many caps. Incredible story.

SCENES! 🔴⚪

Benfica goalkeeper scores at the death to keep them in the Champions League! #UCL

Mourinho with the ballboy 🤣

#beenthere#donethat!!!

A screenshot of text that reads as follows: Initial 2026 Washington Spirit Preseason Roster Goalkeepers (4): Kaylie Collins, Aubrey Kingsbury, Sandy MacIver (INTL), Sara Wojdelko Defenders (10): Rebeca Bernal, Gabby Carle, Lucia Di Guglielmo (INTL), Madison Haugen (STR), Casey Krueger (ML), Paige Metayer, Esme Morgan (INTL), Tara Rudd (NYR), Élisabeth Tsé (INTL), Kate Wiesner (NYR) Midfielders (6): Deborah Abiodun (INTL), Croix Bethune (NYR), Hal Hershfelt (NYR), Leicy Santos, Molly Skurcenski (STR), Andi Sullivan (ML) Forwards (8): Tamara Bolt (INTL), Sofia Cantore (INTL), Emma Gaines-Ramos, Ashley Hatch (ML), Rosemonde Kouassi, Claudia Martínez (INTL, NYR), Gift Monday (INTL), Trinity Rodman (NYR)

Spirit have announced their 2026 preseason roster.

Worth noting that Rebeca Bernal, Rosemonde Kouassi, & Leicy Santos are not listed as internationals. Spirit confirm to me that all 3 received US residency & will not count as internationals.

Murder, Power, and Lies: Why the Deaths of Riley, Good, and Pretti Are Not the Same All three deaths are tragedies but only two involved lethal military abuse of power — followed by a Trump-coordinated campaign of lies and manufactured FAKE NEWS.

Laken Riley was murdered by an undocumented citizen, a tragic heartbreaking atrocity -- but her death is not the same as the deaths of Renée Good & Alex Pretti, who were murdered by the US Military -- who then lied about it and fabricated FAKE NEWS. READ MORE: tinyurl.com/y7jr8wtj

American Patriot Renee Good did NOT deserve to have her brains blown out in front of her dog for not complying with armed vigilantes who were terrorizing HER community.

You simply arrest, fine and release.

YOU DO NOT MURDER!
ARREST ICE AGENT ROSS NOW!

Michael Che on SNL: "I get that I.C.E. Agents are people, allegedly. And they have a job to do. But at some point, while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop and ask yourself, are we dicks?"

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

I wish Democrats would start just speaking the truth:

“ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king.

This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”

Kismet

the new england patriots

Renee Good was lynched in public by Jim ICE Crow