El Phantasmo

Wait… you can afford to travel abroad?

Been mountain biking with my son and having something we both enjoy doing together is really awesome 🤘

Bro

* taps the sign *

* Prescient ⬆️

We never used this feature until the very real realization that one of us could be randomly abducted by our faceless government while running, walking the dog, or on the subway… it’s not about trust anymore (for us that is)

This 👇

Same… I realized after posting that I may have made that seem like a bad thing and was not my intention…

My takeaway after Superman tho was definitely that these people are the exact reason the “you grew up and became a terrible person” meme exists because it’s definitely not any of those things

It’s FANTASTIC… imo the score makes the film… but definitely not woke. The themes aren’t any different than any other hero, fish out of water story… I could make arguments that X-men hit on way more “woke” talking points

This mfer steals treasures from Dora

Bro is literally begging for a new controversy lolz

* laughs, but in Barbara Streisand

@miq.moe

Can’t read for personal interests if you’re working 12-14 hours a day… it’s great 😅🙃

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We’re gonna need more Barbara Streisand laughing her goddamn ass off gifs if this keeps up

This whole thing is becoming the biggest Streisand effect ever lolz

Streisand effect | Definition, Meaning, Examples, & Origin | Britannica Streisand effect, phenomenon in which an attempt to censor, hide, or otherwise draw attention away from something only serves to attract more attention to it. The name derives from American singer and...

* come on guys… this is an easy one

www.britannica.com/topic/Streis...

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Whaaat, It all makes perfect sense 😵‍💫

That last part 🤌

Damnit!!! This was so my first thought too 😂

🙋Seconded

Feck I keep seeing vague posts about this but I don’t know what happened 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ayo!! Enjoy the current monsoon

Lolz only problem is they don’t know or understand that the “F” in FEMA stands for Federal

Well that’s fucking stupid