Z’s mom 💫

I can’t believe Andrew Hozier-Byrne wrote Monster Mash

spewky time.

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every year I love my prominent nose more. there’s so many people out there that look exactly the same but I have something no one else on earth has. it’s been a back and forth thing my whole life but now I love her completely

Gorgeous Fall day at @grimsorchard with the fam.
Z’s love for pumpkins started way back in the summer, and he got to live out his wildest dreams at the patch today.
🍂🍁🌾🌽🎃🍎🌳🐐🚜✨💫

I said this to someone recently but Haley Williams is music for women who like pop but won’t shave their pussy and that’s the best way I can think to describe it

Having genuine singing chops helps this spectacularly.

I genuinely hate to bring it up only because of how it could be perceived as pitting women against each other, which I find to be lazy and anti-intellectual. But Hayley Williams’ new album is proof you can do pop without being an invertebrate tone-deaf dog-whistling overgrown teenager about it.

“if you don’t like Taylor you hate fun/whimsy/womanhood” girl no I hate hypocrites and billionaires who make music for soup-brained self-victimizers and infantilizers but good job for putting words together in a sentence

stunning, no notes.

actually, my only note is that you’re a man that is yelling but the acuity of the message makes up for it.

Swifties doubling down on the cope so hard is making this SO MUCH FUNNIER I can’t remember feeling so alive

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Do I have the cutest baby ever? absolutely

Went to visit a friend for old time’s sake.
(idk It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time)

Even my coworker who is a stan was like “what the fuck was that” the world is healing

people should really learn the difference between freckles and sun damage

I’m shall apply the proper clown makeup when I update to the contrary, but I think………………..eating low carb/keto has put me into remission. I hate, for several reasons, that it was both this easy and this hard

I know my coworkers are tired of my bougie ass lunches but this hit so hard

not pictured, Toom whipped garlic and balsamic vinegar

what he does is so important.

I am the mother to a 22 month old and I still know what’s good

just know that I’m rolling up to the event solo, having ingested 3.5g of mushrooms with the penjamin on me. BET.

is it cute that they chose his show for this? absolutely. Is it weird that I’m here by myself? up for debate (no).Is it any less apparent to everyone around us that they might be the only straight people here? also no

the people next to me at this Hozier show are on a date and it’s awkward as fuck so I’m taking filtered selfies just go with it

I can’t believe I see the man that haunts my dreams tomorrow

Imagine criticizing me and you don’t pay your bills lmao

I don’t support what happened to Charlie but Charlie supported what happened to Charlie and I can’t disrespect a dead man’s wishes

thoughts and prayers lolol

I want to literally live on the moon is that possible

The fact that I want that line cook from Bushwick so bad is so queer affirming for me

I have innumerable holy-grail home methods I use for skin/body care that I will never share as long as I live. Everything I put in or on my body is analyzed down. For most people, it’s a skill issue.