Cal Walker

it's me, the one theater kid who doesn't really care about the tonys. I know I know I know but have you considered art does not begin and end on broadway please

oh no its time to hyperfocus on how much I love and miss the homies

a threesome with Nathan Fielder and Tim Robinson would have zero sex. might not even be in the same room.

if you can afford to shop elsewhere but still buy stuff from Shein you should have to keep all of it. Surround yourself in the polyester garbage you're making. Do not taint the thrift stores with it. Sit with your choices

i am sorry for chewing at the bars of my enclosure, it WILL happen again

Chicago: check out The Court of Ivory, my six-session Vampire: The Masquerade LARP set in 1993 after the War in Chicago! It's a game centered on Clan relationships and the mask Kindred hold in front of the monster housed within.
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#vamily #larp #vampire #vtm

One thing I wish people understood better is that there's a difference between "the story was predictable" and "the story followed a logical sequence of events based on the characters and situations that were set up previously in the story."

i cannot emphasize enough that ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.

Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.

manifesting i want fun n cute writer headshots for my birthday

YouTube video by Aidan Walker AI slop is to culture what standardized testing was to school

youtu.be/mjpkMifi1pQ?...

An Amazon Book Sale on Our Weekend? Typed on cardboard in front of a bookshelf at Goblin Market

Amazon announced their annual book sale that conveniently overlaps with independent bookstore day Typed on cardboard in front of the art and community space at Goblin Market

If they want to go toe to toe with indies, good luck to them. We do it better. Typed on cardboard in front of the kids section at Goblin Market

Indies don't send celebrities to space, but we do support our local economy. Typed on cardboard in front of the front space at Goblin Market

When you spend money with us, it doesn't send a billionaire to space. It funds book clubs, local rpg playtests, rehearsal space for small theater companies, comic drawing classes, and weird gay little parties.

if i think too hard I get sad

you need therapy really badly, of course your dog looks haunted

massive quantities of japanese food would fix me

I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.

Shocking! Local Man Not Worth Dressing Up For, Actually

bisexuals??? in MY early 00's TV????????

my current toxic trait is i like those fuckass leather crowns all the circut gays were wearing in like 2016

I am expanding my window of tolerance for things that are not actively hurting myself or others hhh

LOVE to skip the afterparty

if i am anything at all. it's gassy

yes i am smart!! no i cannot spell!! we exist!!!

I wish JB Pritzker a very forehead kiss

grad school is devil

am I about to have to re-read suitor armor from the beginning to confirm fan theories or

classic fr

i only kinda fw astrology but like....
I'm gonna hold a grudge if ur mean to me and THATS ON being a double gemini ✨🔪