@jaggedvaudeville.bsky.social
Wait? No Nazis? So THIS is what it's supposed to be like.
22.07.2025 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Of all the things that absolutely nobody ever wanted, nobody ever wanted this the most.
22.07.2025 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The new Pope was a Math Major.
Maybe with all the 2+2+2+2 he can figure out why Noah forgot to carry the Unicorn.
26.03.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SOTU.
Let's do this!
So THIS is the plan? They're gonna release info in drips in drabs to a bunch of hardcore trump-suckers who wouldn't bear witness if Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue?
Yeah, sure, this seems legit.
I've renamed my penis Luigi Mangione because, while it HAS broken some laws, we can all agree it's made the world a better place.
21.02.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.02.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Hey, get out of my Dad's Chair, you Doody Head!"
14.02.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back before we had to destroy the English Language and the very definitions of words to placate Trump's cult, the act of barring elected officials from a government building whilst giving access to unelected corporate goons was the very definition of Fascism.
07.02.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
31.01.2025 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.01.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just remember: when bad things happened under Biden it was Biden's fault.
When bad things happen under Trump it's Biden's fault.
Has anyone tried unplugging RFK Jr and plugging him back in?
29.01.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.01.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump is the guy who comes to the set build and immediately strips out the phillips bit on his second drywall screw.
28.01.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eric Trump is what happens when you don't invite that weird kid to the High School kegger in the woods.
27.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Earthquake off the coast of Maine.
Susan Collins is concerned but assures us it's learned its lesson.
When I'm arrested and the cops give me one phone call, it'll be
1 877 Cars For Kids.
That's the only number I have memorized.
27.01.2025 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seeing my favorite Miller tonight. Break legs Tim Brown and cast.
26.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.01.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.01.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I suppose if I had to constantly lie to defend my choice for president I'd probably lie again and tell you it's all about Free Speech too.
25.01.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Gulf of Mexico has been The Gulf of America for 3 days and it's already covered in snow.
We ruin everything.
Where the Hell does a Christian Bishop get off preaching Mercy and Compassion?
24.01.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAGA hates Fauci for trying to save their lives.
If I'm honest, I'm a little mad at him for that too.
14.11.2024 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
