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my name is jeff πŸ‘ 36 he / him πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‰

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quit rangemaxxing bro the deer and the antelope are playing

08.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she daylight on my savings time til i turn my clocks forward

08.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

country covers of smashing pumpkins songs would be like "despite all my rage it is still just a home on a range"

08.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who up daylighting on they savings time

08.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*at the office supplies store*

hey bro do you have any papyrus

08.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

68

07.03.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

we need a disney princess who is literally the joker

06.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know what really gets my goat?

chupacabras.

06.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if nobody can see him & nobody can ever hear him call...how did they know to write a song about him πŸ€”

05.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we need a disney princess who feasts on human flesh

05.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

oh are people talking about jim carrey

05.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shawty unearth my apparatus

05.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people are talking about how they think drew carey got cloned bc he looks different but it's probably just plastic surgery

05.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what's all this about somebody cloning drew carey?

03.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

seth rogen died for your sins

03.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me if i was a doctor : *looking at an xray* i hate your skeleton. your skeleton sucks.

03.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

haha sike

03.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(of the christ)

03.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should remake the passion of the christ but seth rogan plays the lead role

03.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ARF ARF ARF WOOF RAHHHHH

03.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GRRRRR I AM SO MAD

03.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody ever lies on the internet lisa

03.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

throw your ears in the air if u a tru playa

03.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love it when you call me big floppa

03.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
angry caracal in a hay filled wood lined enclosure hissing behind the glass with the text "don't tap the glass you shit riddled anal wasteland"

angry caracal in a hay filled wood lined enclosure hissing behind the glass with the text "don't tap the glass you shit riddled anal wasteland"

03.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when something bad happens to a white person it is called a "tragedeigh"

03.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of an angry caracal with the text "if you at me i will bark and bite. i will bark and bite and you and i am very mad!!!"

picture of an angry caracal with the text "if you at me i will bark and bite. i will bark and bite and you and i am very mad!!!"

03.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of an angry caracal cat with the text "why are ypu br*t*sh"

picture of an angry caracal cat with the text "why are ypu br*t*sh"

03.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ball lift called scrotox is this anything

03.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

in soviet russia, moon howls at you!!

03.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0