🎃 Jeff 🎃

that's balderdash, bro

haters said he would never ready his horse at the stables

there are two kinds of people in this world : people who think taylor swift should write and record more songs about the simpsons seasons 2-9 and people who want to know why

*alien space craft lands*

me : hey do you have any grey poupon lmao *gets vaporized by a laser*

who up twistin like a cat on a hot tin shack

they should make a phone that only gets scam calls 😍

blueberry bagel reacts ONLY

who up waxing they gibbous

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 32m Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9 Mike Follow Why ?

showerhead : *drips*
me : let it out, girl

i want to bite it

there are, yes

super harvest moon

super harvest moon

seriously though, when it went in and out of cloud cover this morning it was like sunlight

super harvest moon

super harvest moon

super harvest moon

super harvest moon

supermoon out here lookin like the friggin sun

feelin hard or hardly feelin?

i'm choking 🤣

it's macaroni & steve not macaroni & cheese get it right

music journalist that judges every song based on how it holds up to "rock lobster" by the b52's

like yeah this track is pretty good...but it's no rock lobster

still thinking about that post where that british person insists there is no such dish as "macaroni & cheese" and that it is actually called "macaroni cheese"

like what on earth would compel someone to say such a thing

some days you write a post so good that everyone ignores it because they don't want to disturb the whole unsung genius vibe you've got going

real

normalize calling your bros stuff like "dear," "babe," and "hon"

ya i didn't think it was a garter snake at first tbh

eastern garter snake among the rocks & fallen leaves, seemingly very happy to be photographed :)

eastern garter snake among the rocks & fallen leaves

eastern garter snake among the rocks & fallen leaves posing for the camera

eastern garter snake poking around

seriously, though, look how sweet! this one seemed to really love having its picture taken. i'm honored that they chose my yard to crash in :)

eastern garter snake

eastern garter snake

eastern garter snake

eastern garter snake

i was sitting on my front porch reading a book & this mf just started slithering right up to me. not shy in the slightest. then i saw another, & then yet one more. they're honestly so adorable

eastern garter snake & daddy long legs

eastern garter snake & daddy long legs

eastern garter snake

eastern garter snake

eastern garter snake & daddy long legs posing for a pic. happy halloween, everyone! more photos to come...there are 3 snakes in my yard (that i know of) & one REALLY liked posing for the camera. you'll see that one next

trick or tweet

squawky tearing up a napkin

squawky tearing up a napkin

squawky tearing up a napkin

she said "we don't need no stinkin' paper shredder"

i had 17 cockatiels living in my house at one point, so i know what that's like. it's not even that big of a house. i just like birds a whole lot

sounds like you've got yourself a nice little family, there