Jeff

ball lift called scrotox is this anything

in soviet russia, moon howls at you!!

blyatimir

"you used to say live and let live" no i didn't, paul. i literally never said that before in my life. you do NOT know me!!!

hissing caracal with the text "if you don't stop giving me that sneaky look i will hiss and I will bite myself"

Godspeed You! Fuckaas Emperor

i'm the man in the box you fuckaas bitch

Apologies but I do not know how to describe this. It is a kidney gnome. It is a gnome holding a kidney. He looks like he is wearing a wizard hat and robes and has one eye and an open mouth

funny yellow dog meme with the text "right about now, the funk soul brother"

check it out now...

funny yellow dog meme with the text "before ww3 start, any1 want to admit they think this dog is funny"

the greeks during the trojan war: i hope this horse finds you well

i hate how the messenger client on this app only lets u send text like tf u mean i can't send images. what is this, the stone age?

does anyone wanna be friends on fb, insta, snapchat, anything like that? message me

-the open on here. anything u say is available for the public. idk man. freaks me out. anyway. here's hoping this shit doesn't straight up start ww3

does anyone ever feel like this app is a trap. like, why is there no private profile option? i never feel comfortable talking politics on here bc literally anyone can see it & this country isn't exactly on the up & up, constitution-wise. ppl always talk abt meta stealing ur data but its just out in-

stand for the flag, kneel for the moon 🌙

wait what do you mean you haven't heard about the kidney elves

fruit gushers implies the existence of meat gushers and vegetable gushers

funny yellow dog meme with the text "hawk ptooey"

squawky hanging upside down from the doorway with her beak slightly open (because i was giving her sippies from a little cap right before i took this)

dunanunanunanuna BATBIRD

picture of jimmy and tommy from goodfellas during the scene when tommy is breaking spider's balls. jimmy is shuffling thru a deck of cards. text up top says "when some prick tells you he's only seen goodfellas one time"

*trying to make conversation in hell*

so...do you guys like fire and brimstone?

is there a "mister information" 😏

guys i invented a new sandwich with peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of bread

i'm gonna call it a "reuben"

boys don't poop

hummingbirds are organic helicopters

*pounding fists on the bloody meat table* MEAT HOUSE! MEAT HOUSE! MEAT HOUSE!

meat house (it's a house made of meat)

they should watch out for me 😈

Kim Kardashian "dropping hints" meme but it says "I'm like dropping hints that there's only one hour of oxygen left on the titan submersible" on the top panel and "there is only one hour of oxygen left on the titan submersible" on the bottom half