female friend: "would you sleep with [my boyfriend]?"
me: "would I! lol"
her: ๐
me: "I don't mean that, like, I really want to, I mean..."
her: "you mean...."
me: "uhhh.... I mean..... I its funny because I did. BUT ONLY ONCE!"
and now I have one fewer female friends.
03.01.2026 02:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Left the bottom bud with blue balls, and a husband that was too drained to fuck him.
And I sent the verse buddy home to his bf who worked at a bar until 3am. Lol.
02.01.2026 04:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Night ended with me and my buddy both breeding the top while the bottom watched, sitting on his hands, not allowed to jerk.
The top dumped a huge load in my verse buddy. I had verse guy bend over in front of my sub buddy and push the load out while he watched. Then fed the load to my verse buddy.
02.01.2026 04:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Cornered another buddy (vers guy) and told him to stick around. After all the other guests were gone, I put him on his knees and made him start to suck my dick on their living room couch.
Sent the bottom to sit on his hands and watch. And had his top go to work on my buddy's hole.
02.01.2026 04:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
My bottom buddy wanted to get cucked and watch his top abuse another bottom.
He made the mistake of telling me about it.
Last night after midnight, at their house the party was breaking up when I saw my chance.
02.01.2026 04:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I gotta find out about this wife so I can blackmail him.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It turned into a much longer session than planned. And I almost spent the night, but I pissed in his mouth while he laid on the bed. So I didn't think it would be very comfortable.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I had no idea he had a wife. I don't think I was drunk enough to have heard him wrong. I know he's rolling, so I think he forgot to keep secrets.
So that made me want to fuck him again. So I did.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Then he tells me the first detail about his personal life, ever, and it's a doozy.
His wife walked in on him getting fucked by a barely legal twink, and then his wife introduced him to pain play and he can't get enough.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
He pulled back, but I used my fistful of hand to make sure I made good contact. He yelped, and i felt him spurt his load on my legs and felt him spasm just after I hit him.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
"no, hit me hard. Slap me like I fucking deserve it." He says, today fucking serious and looking right at me.
I grabbed him by the hair with my left hand. His jerking got faster. With my right hand, I give him a good hard smack across the side of his face.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Faggot put up a fight when I made him lick cum off the wall, and earned a slap. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "harder." So I slap him again, just a little harder. He grabs his cock and starts to stroke.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I forced our bottom bud to lick up every ounce of cum with his mouth, no matter where it landed. He had to slurp it out of my bud's cunt hole and jock strap.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
We ended up using the anon loads my buddy smuggled in his cunt to fuck my bottom bud by wiping it off his face with our cocks, then sliding into his hole.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
When my buddy showed up at the bottom's condo, he had 6 loads in him. First thing I had him do was push all 6 loads out onto fag boy's face and feed it to his holes.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Anyway, tonight he wanted to host a 3 some with me and another top. He promised he'd do anything.
I lined up my verse buddy and got him a seedy hotel to collect seed in.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
His place is decorated like a hotel room. Could be an Airbnb for all I know. But always exactly the same, always luxury, but never anything personal.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
There's this guy I've been breeding for years. Has a really posh condo that he invites me to. Sometimes he just wants a pump n dump. Once he let me whore him out for anon loads.
16.11.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
At security going into the building, he introduced me as his uncle. Pretty sure he signed in another Daddy earlier and is just pretending there's just one uncle who is coming and going. Haha.
12.11.2025 17:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I just met up with a Harvard fag who took a load from me in a literal janitor's closet on campus in the middle of the day.
Faggot found this spot yesterday, took 2 loads in the janitors closet yesterday, and I was his third today.
12.11.2025 17:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
"I only get DPed on Threesome Thursday."
"When is Threesome Thursday?"
"Every Thursday. Some Fridays and Saturdays. Last week it was all three"
24.06.2025 05:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Whatever. I've been fucking him since before they even met.
Not my fault she married a verse king who has a dick addiction.
08.06.2025 04:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
But also she went to stay with her parents for a few nights and the second she was out the door, he was texting his favorite holes and poles.
And I just left his place. He topped 3 times, then started bottoming and I was his 3rd.
He's gonna be so slutty while he's home alone. Lol.
08.06.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
She called me, looking for advice, as if I wasn't one of the guys who regularly fucked her husband in her bed.
I almost felt bad telling her, "I'm sure it's not as bad as you think" when I know that his weekly "golf group with the guys" is him raw dogging strangers.
08.06.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Omfg.
Bi/Pan guy I know is married to a woman. He's verse and plays with guys, but his wife is the only woman he's with.
Apparently, she knew he "occasionally did some stuff with guys" but thought it was a few times per year. She found out it was a few times per month. Weekly. At least.
08.06.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I'm traveling for work, and pulled into a truck stop with a McDonald's for gas and coffee.
Got cruised in the men's room by a college kid. Took him into a stall and bred him. I step out, kid steps out behind me, trucker grabs his hand and pulls him into the stall. ๐คฃ
07.06.2025 03:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Then, as I was leaving, I asked him if he was going to keep my load in him until his wife got home.
"The second you leave, I'm going to push it out into these briefs, then eat your cum out of them and suck on them while I jerk off."
That's a good idea. I'm going to have to make some fags do that.
18.05.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Now I know my tenant is a cum whore. And I know he wanted to rent my condo near a couple colleges because of college boys.
And I know he was fisted once on a dare in college and it was the only time he came hands free, but he's been afraid to be fisted again since then.
18.05.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
After I came in him, I went back to work and he told me all about his marriage. His wife is the only cis woman he is with. But when she's at work, he likes to bottom for guys.
She knows he occasionally plays with guys, but she thinks he's a top. And doesn't know it happens almost every day. Lol
18.05.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
He realized I was staring and says, "She's at work. I was hoping you'd fuck me."
And like 15 seconds later, I basically fucked him right there, bent over his kitchen table. It was a really quick, really hard pounding.
18.05.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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