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Nerd, Player of Games, Rock Trainer, Engineer of Sorts, Keeper of Ancient Lore, Displayer of flags πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ, Maker of Lists

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Githubs down. Take the rest of the day off folk!

05.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sounds like a plan

03.02.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2647    πŸ” 666    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 39
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JFC, how much would you be happy paying for the fire brigade?!

The fire brigade have early retirement is because the're unionised. Nothing to do with them being a public service...

They cost the UK less than 4 billion last year, ending early retirement is hardly going to save billions you plumb!

05.01.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you don't know how much it costs, or what you be happy to pay for it?

05.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you arguing that because you have no idea what they do it's a failed service? Can you name a for-profit company who does a better service? I have used them at work one but I don't actually work on a boat...

05.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But how much should it cost? Can you say how much you'd be happy to pay for a fire service?

05.01.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How much should the fire brigade cost a nation? More roadside assistance guys dying is not necessarily an indication that the work is more dangerous, but that their employers are not doing an adequate job of protecting them like... the fire service does...

05.01.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hydrographic office

05.01.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MOD

05.01.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NHS

05.01.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fire brigade

05.01.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Intersex people are as common as redheads, so claiming 'women can't have penises' or 'men can't have ovaries' is as absurd as denying the existence of redheads.

04.01.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting 2025 being crystal clear

03.01.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me learning some basic music: A minor and C major have the exact same notes?! What kind of god would allow that?!

02.01.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could have been uncritically adored for the next 100 years but instead chose hatred.

31.12.2024 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched The Polar Express this Christmas... that film is an edit away from being an Elderich Horror Masterpiece

29.12.2024 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEERRT NEERRT... Not Enough Minerals

29.12.2024 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop bill murray into a film he should have been in.

20.12.2024 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6572    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 46

Since it's origin is Dawkins book on Memetics, shouldn't Meme pronounced Meh-meh?

20.12.2024 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should we be concerned that the elite are buying elections and are openly declaring their intent to do so? Are Liberal democracies about to become boot lickers? Are we steam rolling past over a climate tipping point? This and so much more on this week's episode of Everything's Fucking Fucked!

19.12.2024 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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painting that reads

YOU ENCOUNTER A VIRGIN GHOUL
LURKING IN THE MANOSPHERE
HE HAS PLUS 10 TO DIGITAL MISOGYNY
AND A MINUS 5 CHARISMA
HE CASTS INTERRUPT

painting that reads YOU ENCOUNTER A VIRGIN GHOUL LURKING IN THE MANOSPHERE HE HAS PLUS 10 TO DIGITAL MISOGYNY AND A MINUS 5 CHARISMA HE CASTS INTERRUPT

a terrible wandering monster

13.12.2024 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Maintainer Community

Is there an open source software maintainer in your life? Are you one?

GitHub has a private community you can apply for at maintainers.github.com!

Folks discuss common problems/solutions, there’s a direct line to GitHub product & betas, and I post funding opportunities.

Spread the word please :)

03.12.2024 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

Wait a sec

03.12.2024 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

In Return of the Jedi, on Endor C3P0 lures a bunch of storm troopers over by announcing 'We surrender' moments before they ambush the hapless troopers. This is an act of perfidy and a war crime.

04.12.2024 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI is amazing and has progressed 100000x in just 6 month!!! This new model can do everything!!!!

"Make a picture of a sad person saying hello people"

03.12.2024 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
How I Beat Starcraft 2's IMPOSSIBLE Mission After Fourteen Years
YouTube video by Davey Gunface How I Beat Starcraft 2's IMPOSSIBLE Mission After Fourteen Years

Someone has finally "completed" the #Starcraft2 impossible mission.

Summary: AI abuse that warrants a call to Amnesty, πŸ§€ most foul, an Archon biday, and use of the word "Technically" that would make the No Such thing as a Fish crew proud.

Congrats Davey! #GGWP

03.12.2024 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Slavoj Ε½iΕΎek meets Yanis Varoufakis (Part 1)
YouTube video by How To Academy Slavoj Ε½iΕΎek meets Yanis Varoufakis (Part 1)

With Slavoj Zizek on stage in London a couple of weeks ago to celebrate his 75th birthday www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd4V...

02.12.2024 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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