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Cpt. Jean Luc Discard

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Nerd, Player of Games, Rock Trainer, Engineer of Sorts, Keeper of Ancient Lore, Displayer of flags πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ, Maker of Lists

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Not even close! Well done Greens

27.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That awkward moment when the teams call goes quiet for 1 second longer than usual and you have an instant anxiety attack wondering if someone just asked you a question

27.02.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working on a hilarious #EDH deck that functions as a mini game. Players earn tokens by doing me favors and lose tokens by pissing me off. Then the deck is stacked with cards like Secret Rendezvous for opponents to bid on. In theory, players protect you for rewards or get overrun by collaborators.

25.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't let your eyes fool you; this is exactly what it looks like... a modern-day American Gestapo. The USA is an absolute disgrace of a country.

24.02.2026 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1617    πŸ” 1194    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 145

Norman Finklestein is mentioned in the Epstine files. Once. He threatens to strangle Epstine if he asks him to come to his island again.

Fucking Legend

20.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't this a 'correlation doesn't not imply causation'?
Since there's no direct evidence that its the coffee/tea, it's just as likely that people who do more stuff, like have busy jobs, have less cognitive decline, and these people tend take more caffeine in one for or another.

11.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it Lettuce time for Kier yet?

10.02.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientistβ€”because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

06.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 47145    πŸ” 19333    πŸ’¬ 1350    πŸ“Œ 795

Every time im looking for a recipe but find someone's life story I utter the sacret mantra
"This is why search engine monopolies are bad"

04.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every accusation is a confession.

02.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15445    πŸ” 5743    πŸ’¬ 468    πŸ“Œ 346

The differences between groups are almost always less than differences within groups. You can absolutely find differences between groups, no matter how you cut the cake. But that's not the basis of a sound science, its practically the definition of a post hoc fallacy.

02.02.2026 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
How to Funk Star Trek in 24 Seconds
YouTube video by Picard Looking How to Funk Star Trek in 24 Seconds

This is what the Internet was made for

31.01.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw an episode of Scooby Doo where the villan was an eco-terrotist protecting sea turtles' habitat by disguising a submarineas as a monster.

How did the kids, who were clearly in a pollycule with a dog, cuttin' about in a van solving mysteries, high as fuck throghout, become corporate stooges?

30.01.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The average brit would say 'Nonce'

30.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'If you want to do crack, do crack'

28.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On an article about assisted dying. Sums up EVERYTHING wrong with the House of Lords...

28.01.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heeeey! But I wanted a respawn...

27.01.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supposi-tory: A conservative defector to Reform.

Has to be the greatest Freudian slip ever.

22.01.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any tips for an #Ableton noob? I think I've just about got everything setup and ready to start my first project.

22.01.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Newsom knows all about the pathetic behavior that comes with cozying up to terrible people.

20.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Abby on Bluesky slammed Governor Newsom for cozying up to Ben Shapiro, calling his behavior "the biggest loser shit i've ever seen in my fucking life, eat dirt bitch"

20.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Newsom comments about the EUs response to trumps threat of invasion was pretty fucking gross...

Like the supportive mum screaming "Stand up for yourself" while your dad wailes on you.

20.01.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the list included remainers too, it would be identical except the number 1 spot would be David Cameron. How the fuck do you accidentally lead a country out the world's largest trading block!?

20.01.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada is courting China for security guarantees, europe are putting troops in greenland, and ICE are killing anyone they want with impunity. This is how America's century of hegemony ends, with a whimpering fart.

16.01.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibe coding is great, just not for production. Paraphrasing Linus Torvald

15.01.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Seeger's Rainbow Quest TV Show, By Pete Seeger; ALL EPISODES COMPILED - YouTube Rainbow Quest was a television program produced for one series run in 1965 and 1966 by the Advertisers Broadcasting Company for UHF station WNJU-TV in the Ne...

#folk friends of Bluesky! Pete Seeger's Rainbow quest is one of the greatest single sources of footage of old-school American folk and blues masters on the Internet.

Woody Guthrie, Led Belly, Mississippi John Hurt, Doc Watson, Rev. Garry Davis...

If you weren't already aware of this gem, enjoy!

15.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Guardian: *Drags dead artist into culture war topic*
Also the Guardian: Why are you like this?

15.01.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How i save 0.2 seconds daily.

DNS - 3 syllables, super lame
Deez NutS - 2 syllables, super duper awesome

15.01.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0