Inaction Bronson

$5, but I really love "absconded"

They’re halfway to a stuffed pepper! They’ll get there. I believe the children are the future.

We thought thousands of people waving MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW signs at the convention meant something completely different

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Two fun details:

1. In many PA counties, and I believe Berks is one, the initial bail decision is made JUST by the police (who are a party here) and a magistrate judge. That can hold for up to 2 weeks.

2. I just learned that magistrate judges need no legal education and get four weeks of training.

Community Chest is renamed Big Dom’s Cannoli Locker

Philly Monopoly Jail is an alt-dimension Veterans Stadium jail and can only get out by chanting “Go Birds, Dickhead” ten times

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social late addition to this week’s agenda

Dismembered Hitchbot has to be one of the game pieces

The wharf where that guy ate his last rotisserie chicken

I talk to vocational experts all the time that say if a person misses more than one day per *month*, they can’t hold full time work. It really, really does not take a lot.

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

It’s sad that my org has gone mostly to phone hearings post-Covid because I’m no longer current with Steelers Pajama trends

all jokes aside, i thought it was very cool and fun to watch, really unique and interesting and lighthearted. Kendrick's is definitely my fav ever and was hard to follow up but Bad Bunny succeeded. Next year they should have the Bloodhound Gang

Half eaten hollow chocolate football

Tombrodude tweet: one time in 2006 i was in the Eagles locker room after the players left and i saw Andy Reid eating a football with a fork and knife

We got the hollow chocolate football at Costco and I couldn’t stop thinking about tombrodude

The next time someone from WaPo contacts someone who shot cellphone video, asking for permission to use the clip -

Reminder that Dean Blandino sounds like a Chris Jericho insult circa 1997

Candle fixed Jake Elliott, thanks candle

We have lit the Inner Excellence candle

Don’t have to get mad if you stay mad, go Birds

“Evidently intended to be humorous” is absolutely going to be in my obit

Mid-life speedball

Today's the anniversary of one of the darkest days in our firm's glorious history, when a PCP dealer and a con artist (via an early DEI initiative) defrauded the market and tried to bring us to our knees.
Thanks to our derring-do and support from the Zamundan Sovereign Wealth Fund, we came back. 1/2

George Lehmann summer camper checking in

Tom Brady gradually morphing into Waluigi prove me wrong

Would buy a cord daddy sight unseen tbh