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A very fluffy Lapinkoira caught mid-snarl, teeth bared and ears pricked forward. Her expression looks extremely fierce. You definitely, do not want to be on the wrong end of these teefs. The sunlight highlights the dog’s thick fur and sharp contrast of black, gray, and white.

Please keep your noses sharp and your tails high.
May your barks be loud and your bites pointy. Be vigilant and watch out for bears. Keep your distance and scream until their ears bleed. What's good against bears is good against fascists.

Stay safe, my friends.

A fluffy, gray-and-black Lapinkoira with a thick coat and a calm, confident expression stands behind a few rusted metal rods. She wears a black pirate-style eyepatch over one eye and a collar with a small skull tag, giving her a mischievous, swashbuckling look. Behind her, a metal fence and green hills stretch into the distance under a clear blue sky.

NAE KINGS, NAE MASTERS!

You want to keep your liberty?
Guard it like a favorite stick. You let one fool call himself ‘Master of Treats,’ and next thing you know, he’s telling you when to sit and when to beg.
Democracy’s a chew toy. If you don’t protect it, someone else will drool all over it.

Screenshot of a Bluesky post from mac_b52. The post reads: ‘All, I am going to deactivate my account for the night. I kinda need to sleep and I don't want to let the trolls inside my bsky-house while doing so. I will be back in the morning.’

#UglyDogs

Hmm...
'Hold on, hold on, there must be a law against killing lawyers.’
‘Are you sure?’
‘There’re still some around, aren’t there?'
- Terry Pratchett, The Truth

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

There's a surprisingly high amount of variables and factors to consider.

Calculating to see if a "lawyer" could be considered innocent.
Results are still pending, but predictions look pretty grim.

Lumi looking quite displeased. Her eyes are slits, her ears perched upright as if she cannot believe what she has just seen posted.

Lumi. Suspiciously not a diva

So who _are_ you calling Diva, Miss Jen?

Me sitting in a box.

Why hello, handsome!

A happy Lumi smiling into the camera

Hi Ali!

A Bluesky account is free and easy to setup, DMs are possible, and the account can be deleted just as easy.

Thank you, Dwayne.
One of Stickimporters field agents will provide your complimentary stick.
You will find it on one of your next walks.

Me examining a new follower:

Pretty good!
That's definitely a 3022.
The other one we would need to nibble the bark, but it looks a bit more like an X5789b.

Lumi already offers stick locationing services.
You lose it, we find it.
No, you're not getting your stick back. Is my stick now. stickIMPORTERS, not stickgivers.

That's enough now.
Llox? This simulation has run completely out of control.
Pull the plug.

Thank you, Mr. lawyer!

Sass!

Fishies?

Love you Mr. lawyer!

Yeah, let's call it was it was.

Lumi will take your "gift", but only if you will make oatmeal, ham and egg for Syvie. Twice.

That's barely two snout. Doesnt count.

It's very much not allowed and Lumi is appalled, nay horrified to see this.

Is good motivator.

And the whacking. Let's not forget the whacking.