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(they/them) the boi of your dreams. trekker, baker, trans educator. Wife Guy to @avoidanceparty.

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This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

08.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4010    πŸ” 1434    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 18
Badgey from Star Trek: Lower Decks, in Clippy instructional mode on the holodeck with a huge smile and arms indicating a can-do attitutde

Badgey from Star Trek: Lower Decks, in Clippy instructional mode on the holodeck with a huge smile and arms indicating a can-do attitutde

Hi! It looks like you're trying make a "meme" with generative AI.

Would you like to eat shit and die in a fire instead?

22.11.2024 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't know where Waldo is. I have my own problems.

25.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

The best summation of where I’m at rn

02.03.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

22.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2067    πŸ” 616    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 25
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My entire adult life

28.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3626    πŸ” 1146    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7
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27.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21
the-unflappablewolf
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
94.5%
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
5.5%
99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden
thebaconsandwichofregret
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

27.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5237    πŸ” 1120    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 176

Help a trans person in need!

27.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A white woman who is not a doctor & doesn’t believe in science is currently undergoing Senate confirmation hearings to be the US Surgeon General.

Black people, don’t EVER let these people tell you that you are a β€œdiversity hire” or don’t deserve the roles you have so richly prepared for & earned.

25.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2558    πŸ” 741    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 16

Sometimes it feels like we’re circulating the same $25 from trans to trans, but hell, I’m in a stable enough position right now. Gotta keep it flowing.

26.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I matched $30. Will you?

26.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

re: Kansas today, but everything generallyβ€”I don’t repeat what’s become a talking point about the number of trans people being so small to be so targeted. The number of people harmed is not a fight I want to have when that number could be one and the harm would still be wrong.

26.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 670    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

26.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3781    πŸ” 1532    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 101

Mutual aid boost

26.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Artists peak at 15. Anything past tediously horny fanfic where eyes are called "orbs" is bourgeois decadence

26.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
last stand, route 9w, tompkins cove, new york, 1976

last stand, route 9w, tompkins cove, new york, 1976

last stand, route 9w, tompkins cove, new york, 1976

26.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

and now I’m supposed to go to work after learning that Kansas is actively criminalizing being trans in a whole new way. where do I put these feelings? how do I do this?

26.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 808    πŸ” 600    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 42
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Tapping the sign

25.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7529    πŸ” 3366    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13

Isn’t it amazing the way life can seem too short, and intrinsically magical, yet at the same time feel like a long, uphill road, potholed with fuckwits?

25.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m an OWL educator!! Invite me to talk to your youth and elders, I will do it for free out of love of the game

25.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Madam counselor, you’re looking lovely and capable today.

25.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't even tell me about the heights unless they're wuthering

22.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

#Librarymaxxing: signing up for a library card at every library that you can get to make sure you have access to every physical and digital service they offer

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18.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Ballet taught me that my body was not mine. HRT is helping me reclaim it.

24.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As your host, I can’t WAIT. Join us tonight!!

24.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, this is what people in favor of genAI do not get!

The work is tough. The work is daunting. The work is humbling.

But the work is freeing, heart pounding, soul-mending, and character-building, too.

24.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t the life Godzilla wanted for me

24.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0