Scott Bromley

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Me watching my music year in review.

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Oh nothing, just watching my 4 year old blow up the Death Star on the mini Star Wars arcade game in his room via his baby monitor camera.

I would’ve thought he boiled his turkey. Can’t have anything spicier than mayonnaise in his life.

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Zoanne by The Gum Tree Girls on Apple Music Album · 2025 · 10 Songs

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“My wife and her all-girl punk band are on tour in Japan while I’m stuck home with the two toddler boys” is the weirdest flex/most horrifyingly true statement in my life right now.

I still regularly quote that line.

Pod People, Cave Dwellers, Mitchell, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Hobgoblins, too many to list

The show changed my perception of what comedy could be for the better. Had a profound impact on me and my career.

The economy is totally sustainable. Just look at how cheap this half dead 6-7 foot tree is at the grocery store!

The first takes place in the town next to my hometown. The second was actually shot in my hometown.

Have they tried printing more money? That might work too.

I prefer to stop being polite and start getting real.

As I was saying last week. Her retiring means one of two things. The ship
Is sinking or she’s gonna rehab her image by not having her name tied to anything in the years leading up to a 2028 bid. An evil and calculated Bleach Blonde Butch Mamdani. Don’t take the bait.

Zoop.

Did Mamdani even say thank you after that sloppy toothless knob job?

I remember hearing a story from someone that worked with him that the only reason Michael Bay made so many Transformers movies is because he was trying to catch up and beat Cameron’s overall BO total.

My phone reminded me that 6 years ago I took the first photo of Kelleran Beq in costume. (This was a day before we shot anything and Ahmed decided to go clean shaven for the role.)

These are just names of bars in WeHo.

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Centrist Dems in 2028 courting the MTG voter like she’s the new Liz Cheney.

Eisenhower in hell sipping tea with a pinkie up enjoying all this messy drama.

A friend of mine was a producer on an inside baseball political docuseries and I’ll never forget her telling me MTG was the scariest politician she met. Super cold and calculating beyond the wacky antics. If she was unafraid to jump ship the boat might really be sinking.

“Your honor, if there’s grass on the field, play ball, amirite?”

@ us next time, Disney

The two songs Charli XCX released from the Wuthering Heights soundtrack are better than anything off of the new TS record.

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JP Morgan when he sees his name on the flight logs, shocked and amazed that man has achieved flight.

ACAB.