apollo <3

THIS is Our INSTRUCTION

is she pregnant or....?

like i can say hello, i ask how i can help, i can wave, i could hang a neon sign that just says MANAGER over my desk, and still everyone looking for me... beelines past me....

being black and a manager is so tiring sometimes because no matter how hard i try to get people's attention that clearly are looking for me, they're just so sure they need to find some white person that's in charge 😑

35 degrees outside

if you saw me sitting you probably wouldn't think i give af about my back but i promise you i do... it's the demons... they take over me... they force me into strange positions... unnatural positions

my problem is i'm always one bad day away from having a complete mental breakdown. my other problem is that the stress of being one bad day away from a mental breakdown makes it a lot easier to have a bad day-

a screenshot of my cashapp cashtag, $sosomontrese

hi everyone i’m currently crowdsourcing to help with paying for an absurdly high bill 🫡 please retweet and spread this post around so that i can get as many eyes as possible on my posts 🙏🏽

i think i have like an addiction to drama so i'm still trolling twt for stuff to be mad about but weaning myself off it by actually posting on here lol

how it feels following someone here that you're mutuals with on twt and liking some of their posts so they'll recognize you and complete the mutual again

almost spilled my lunch on the floor trying to get it into the microwave and had to hit the "almost just died" rq

something i like to do that adds some spice to the banality of my everyday life but probably really fucks up my karma is say "almost just died!" quietly to myself every time i trip or drop something (say, a pen)

there's at least one person on the ow team that likes venture because someone had to come up w the character so my question is how come that nigga isn't allowed to pitch concept designs??

alright nie- 😒

LOVELYZ OF THE MONTH INTERACTION IN THE YEAR 2024?!?!?/!:&,@:@

i let him walk off but like damn-

An Everlasting Love Andy Gibb · Shadow Dancing · Song · 1978

open.spotify.com/track/30IpEY...

ngl guys i don't mean to be dramatic but i kinda want to beat Justin up ://

so apparently Justin at whole foods thought it made sense to substitute my farro (an italian grain that looks like red rice) with shell pasta...

this color scheme looking better :(

old bitches winning moment:

been waiting for these shoes i ordered to get delivered all week... just checked and they're still in my cart....

Say Something Nice Donna Summer · Once Upon A Time · Song · 1977

she's the #realest ever btw open.spotify.com/track/4nkRjS...

i'm in a top corner, there's crawl space above packed with insulati- I DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN MYSELF TO Y'ALL-

you don't know my room like that to be in my business....

ijbol 💀

he looks so good jfc....